VP Joe Biden: "I Will Seek the Vice-Presidency in 2016, Man."Submitted by Chris Souptonutski on Sat, 10/19/2013 - 00:55
The political world was stunned today as Joseph Robinette Biden Jr., aka 'Jumpin' Joey B', aka 'Vice Pimpin' announced that he would seek a third term as Vice President of the United States in 2016.
'President of Vice' Joe Biden in all his pimpin' glory
"The VP been good to me, my ninja" stated America's second in command "It's been one hella-fuggin' trip bro - I wouldn't miss it."
Mr. Biden surrounded by his 'body' guards
Asked who he would endorse for the Democratic nominee in 2016, he responded "Democrat? That's me, right? Yo, that Hillary bitch is pretty fine but I hear she swingin' for the wrong team where it counts. Please excuse me, and drink Hennessy!" The Vice President then took off on his jet-ski for some wild swingin' time.
This report brought to you by Hennessy. "Drink responsibly, brah"