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VP Joe Biden: "I Will Seek the Vice-Presidency in 2016, Man."

The political world was stunned today as Joseph Robinette Biden Jr., aka 'Jumpin' Joey B', aka 'Vice Pimpin' announced that he would seek a third term as Vice President of the United States in 2016.

'President of Vice' Joe Biden in all his pimpin' glory

"The VP been good to me, my ninja" stated America's second in command "It's been one hella-fuggin' trip bro - I wouldn't miss it."

Mr. Biden surrounded by his 'body' guards

Asked who he would endorse for the Democratic nominee in 2016, he responded "Democrat? That's me, right? Yo, that Hillary bitch is pretty fine but I hear she swingin' for the wrong team where it counts. Please excuse me, and drink Hennessy!" The Vice President then took off on his jet-ski for some wild swingin' time.

This report brought to you by Hennessy. "Drink responsibly, brah"

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Biden vs Romney fight to the finish...

I'd pay a dollar to see that.

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

Biden's job

in 2014 will be to cover Hillary and offer himself up as a punching bag...take the heat for Obomba's gigantic failure. Biden is truly far too stoopid to be President.



Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

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Voters are far too stupid!

The winner will be: MSM.

Dude, how did we both post Biden stories at almost exactly

the same time?


I would say great minds think alike, but I don't want to insult you :)

“Although it was the middle of winter, I finally realized that, within me, summer was inextinguishable.” — Albert Camus

Demented minds think alike?


Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

Biden's always good for a laugh?

best explanation?

Although yours is original and mine is a blatant Onion rip-off...

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.