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White House Official Response to Texas Secession Petition


Our States Remain United

By Jon Carson

(Official White House response with complimentary thought bubbles provided free at no extra charge)

Thank you for using the White House's online petitions platform to participate in your government.

"Peacefully grant the State of Texas to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW government."

To the 125,000 signers of this online petition:

(Hey stupid:)


'Our founding fathers established the Constitution of the United States "in order to form a more perfect union" through the hard and frustrating but necessary work of self-government. They enshrined in that document the right to change our national government through the power of the ballot -- a right that generations of Americans have fought to secure for all. But they did not provide a right to walk away from it. As President Abraham Lincoln explained in his first inaugural address in 1861, "in contemplation of universal law and of the Constitution the Union of these States is perpetual." In the years that followed, more than 600,000 Americans died in a long and bloody civil war that vindicated the principle that the Constitution establishes a permanent union between the States. And shortly after the Civil War ended, the Supreme Court confirmed that "[t]he Constitution, in all its provisions, looks to an indestructible Union composed of indestructible States."'

(And if you're too dumb for that:)

"Although the founders established a perpetual union, they also provided for a government that is, as President Lincoln would later describe it, "of the people, by the people, and for the people" -- all of the people. Participation in, and engagement with, government is the cornerstone of our democracy. And because every American who wants to participate deserves a government that is accessible and responsive, the Obama Administration has created a host of new tools and channels to connect concerned citizens with White House. In fact, one of the most exciting aspects of the We the People platform is a chance to engage directly with our most outspoken critics."

(But you're obviously a diptard shitbrain, so here it is on the skinny, slave,)

"let's be clear: No one disputes that our country faces big challenges, and the recent election followed a vigorous debate about how they should be addressed. As President Obama said the night he won re-election, "We may have battled fiercely, but it's only because we love this country deeply and we care so strongly about its future."

Whether it's figuring out how to strengthen our economy, reduce our deficit in a responsible way, or protect our country, we will need to work together -- and hear from one another -- in order to find the best way to move forward. I hope you'll take a few minutes to learn more about the President's ideas and share more of your own."

Jon Carson is Director of the Office of Public Engagement and thinks you are an idiot dumbshit.
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But honestly...

Did you expect a response different from this one?

Southern Agrarian

"But they did not provide a right to walk away from it."

We're taking your ass to Utopia whether you like it or not!

Southern Agrarian

"In the years that followed,

"In the years that followed, more than 600,000 Americans died in a long and bloody civil war that vindicated the principle that the Constitution establishes a permanent union between the States."

What the hell.

End The Fed!
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Deo Vindice

is a phrase commonly found among modern non-racist pro-Confederate and secessionist groups. My understanding is that it translates to "God will vindicate."

Note the tremendous contrast there. We believe that the principles behind the founding of this country were vindicated by something greater than brute force: the idea of liberty. We don't say, "Winning the War for Independence vindicated the idea of liberty," we say, "the idea of liberty vindicated the War for Independence." It's something cosmic, an ideal that transcends physics. Whether it's God-given or natural, we appeal to an unchanging standard to vindicate our position. WE have the courage to say, "Win or lose, our ideal is right and yours is wrong. If we win, that does not justify our ideal; if we lose, that does not condemn it."

They, on the other hand, say that force vindicates an idea; that an idea is not inherently right or wrong until someone shoves a bayonet through someone else's throat.

Uh yeah

That stood out to me too. A little not so subtle reminder saying if you try we'll kill you...you know...don't y'all remember the civil war? Sheesh