Catholic GolfSubmitted by emalvini on Fri, 10/25/2013 - 19:44
A Catholic priest and a nun are taking a rare
Afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf.
The priest steps up to the first tee and takes a
mighty swing. He misses the ball entirely and
says "Shit, I missed."
The good Sister tells him to watch his language.
On his next swing, he misses again. "Shit, I missed."
"Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep
swearing," The nun says tartly.. The priest promises
to do better, and the round continued.
On the 4th tee, he misses again. The usual comment
Sister is really mad now and says, "Father John, God
is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that.."
On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again.
"Shit, I missed."
A terrible rumble is heard; a gigantic bolt of lightning
comes out of the sky, and strikes Sister Marie dead in
And from the sky above comes a booming voice:
"Shit, I missed!!"