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Report: Majority of Global Warming Caused by CO2 Emissions From Climate Change Advocates

Study: Global Warming Increases have been Linked to CO2 Emissions From Environmentalists Who talk on and on About Climate Change

An alarming new study shows that climate change may be accelerating faster than previously feared – and the damage may be caused by those who are the most afraThd of the phenomenon and desperate to scare as many others into fearing it too as possible.


Talking loudly about global warming causes even more devastation

The researchers involved in the study set out to create an exhaustive list of the potential sources of greenhouse gases. Alarmingly, air quality samples taken in and around the climate science departments of numerous universities showed that CO2 levels were slightly to moderately higher than surrounding communities. And emissions were highest around the researchers themselves.

The following chart shows that breathing by climate change researchers leads oil and natural gas in CO2 emissions:

Scientific Chart

“We were expecting a 10-15% decrease in the amount of CO2 in the air in certain places where people were making smart choices for the planet. However, all the gains from using ultra-dim lightbulbs and toilets that only flush on every third try were offset by CO2 increases caused by the researchers themselves. Whether in a crowded elevator, on a bus or in the carpool lane, talking on and on about anything, especially global warming, releases excess carbon dioxide that ends up warming the entire planet.

Other somewhat ironic sources of CO2 include applying ‘Go Green’ bumper stickers made in Chinese factories with no emissions standards to the bumpers of their Priuses, and turning on TVs or computers for the purpose of showing Al Gore’s film ‘Inconvenient Truth’, which draws large amounts of power from coal power plants.

A rare upside in the findings was the discovery that while Al Gore himself expelled huge amounts of CO2 narrating the film, the hot air he created has long since dissipated and has long since caused whatever harm it was going to.  Mr. Gore’s current CO2 emissions are now nearly equal to those of the average citizen as he is no longer being invited to speak anywhere, so neither his lungs nor his private jet fleet are excessively polluting the air the rest of us have to breathe.



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No fan of Al Gore here!..

but fact is we need MORE CO2 in atmosphere...according to the REAL experts. Sorry, no links for now, but no doubt here! We also need less of David Keith and Bill Gates!

“The God who gave us life, gave us liberty at the same time: the hand of force may destroy, but cannot disjoin them.”

– Thomas Jefferson

All you mean spirited heartless sociopaths

Get my boxers in a twist !!
Why on earth must you disparage great minds and even greater theories in such a manner!
Where is your basic respect for the countless hours these people spend enduring each other's company, imagine the din of twelve thousand voices all pontificating at high speed and not an single ear listening at all to what's being spoken?!! Can you muster such polemic skill as to stand in " Lucas Oil " stadium and decry Oil, and pull off doing it in the same place just days or months later ? Who else can disparage an enemy, earn a fortune using that same enemy, and own a very sizable portion of that enemy in stock without evaporation of your mantle of " care and concern " ? This is play acting extraordinary!!

And think of the economic impact your diatribe might inflict, just think of all the Trillions of dollars of tax money that will ONLY NOW GO TO WASTE as a result if your callous exposure of these fine upstanding confidence people, have you no morals?!!! Thousands, no GiggaZillions of people will now have to endure hard scrabble subsistence lives as a result of your egregious verabal onslaught, why they programers will still have to let store shelves remain full! Just the loss of all those high paying, commodity removal specialists jobs is costing this world uncounted bitcoins in economic losses !

You people amuse me to no end.

Drew, by the very grace of GOD through the blood of Christ Jesus.
"there shall come after us men whom shall garner great wealth using our system, and having done so shall seek to slam the door of prosperity behind them." George Washington

updated - now with facts.

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busted!!!

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Cow farts are the real problem to global warming

According to the UN cows are causing more problems than man could ever. When they eat corn they put out twice as much gas.

"In fact, the United Nations Food & Agricultural Association claims that the world’s 1.5 billion cows are worse then all the cars, planes, and all other forms of transportation PUT TOGETHER."

http://www.eatthemushroom.com/mag/article.asp?id=705&catID=2

If GMO corn causes more gas, well then it's time to shut down Monsatan!

Grass fed beef anyone?

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Todays brainwashing: GMO's are safe

this website may be part of the problem...

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A good mask for Halloween!

Charming.

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Are you sure its not coming

Are you sure its not coming out his other end?

Is that why the polar ice cap is 63% larger than last year?

CO2 is what vegetation feeds off of. The more CO2 the more "Green" we get. So are my breath exhales now "pollutants"?

"We are not human beings having a spiritual experience; we are spiritual beings having a human experience"—Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

breathe...

easy.

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I'm whistling all the way :)

"♩♫♪♬..."

"We are not human beings having a spiritual experience; we are spiritual beings having a human experience"—Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Darn it

Darn it, I can't find it but I once posted a thread with link and all where Al Gore was going to put on a fire suit and go piss out an active volcano,lol.

If I disappear from a discussion please forgive me. My 24-7 business requires me to split mid-sentence to serve them. I am not ducking out, I will be back later to catch up.

With the next few deep freeze

With the next few deep freeze winters because the Sun is in a grand solar minimum, Democrats should realize how stupid they are thinking man causes global warming and climate changes.

Tell the GMO farmer not to plow in the fall

that will stop all kinds of C02 from being released from the earth!

This Global warming is just a joke, created by the like of the fire breather and his crony followers.

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“The moral and constitutional obligations of our representatives in Washington are to protect our liberty, not coddle the world, precipitating no-win wars, while bringing bankruptcy and economic turmoil to our people.” - Ron Paul

Put some horns

on that turd, then you captured his true spirit!

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There 'tis...

“The moral and constitutional obligations of our representatives in Washington are to protect our liberty, not coddle the world, precipitating no-win wars, while bringing bankruptcy and economic turmoil to our people.” - Ron Paul

ooh -

Pokey.

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Thanks - forgot about that one.

Will update...

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Some experts contend the problem is Belching Lake Nyos.

How does one teach a parasite to be productive?

Sink or swim?

Free includes debt-free!

I think it may come from people starting up their Priuses...

and reving the engine to show how quiet it is.

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