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Oprah Invites Hundreds Of Lucky Fans To Be Buried With Her In Massive Tomb

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Have Jesse and Al

signed up yet?

Ye flipping gods

I forgot to check for the humor tag and believed this could be real.

It IS a thin purple

line...

...

9-11 was a panda job.

and her most feverent

and her most feverent followers who have recieved her divine gifts will forfeit their remaining lives to be ecombed in her majestic tomb, her will be done

She's a celebrity dontcha know

Maury will be buried under a

Maury will be buried under a pile garbage

Southern Agrarian

Wow, just wow.

Somewhere in the back of my mind I'm getting this sneaking suspicion that I should be remembering Poe's Law on this one, but this isn't terribly surprising, though it is shocking in the sense that my belief that there are people out there that are literally insane is being confirmed way too often of late.

Maybe this is what happens when you've attained so much wealth and power deceiving others. Maybe you literally start to believe that you're actually a god. Very disheartening, to say the least.

“My attitude toward progress has passed from antagonism to boredom. I have long ceased to argue with people who prefer Thursday to Wednesday because it is Thursday.” - G.K. Chesterton

Amazing. Can you believe Maury Povich's plan to have his body

dumped on a trash pile on Staten Island???

9-11 was a panda job.

WAIT! WHAT?

Did she get a bad diagnosis?

Oh Good Grief...???

Oh Good Grief...???

Talk about a Cult

Talk about a Cult

Oprah is so amazing...

Thank you, Oprah...

9-11 was a panda job.