Why do you Christians always throw the Bible in my face?Submitted by 1controversialchick on Mon, 11/11/2013 - 19:26
Why do you Christians always throw the Bible in my face?
Seriously, it hurts. Stop it, will ya? Yesterday I walked by a church and the pastor barreled out of the door, ran into the street, screamed “BIBLE!” and chucked it right at my head.
Well, that didn’t LITERALLY happen. But he did say, “good afternoon, God bless,” which is basically the same thing.
In any case, Christians are always shoving their religion in people’s faces. Everything they say, every position they hold, every thought they express — it’s all RELIGION. Even if they don’t explicitly say, “I think this because of my religion,” we all know the score. If it comes from RELIGION, as a secularist, I must hate it. If it’s been heavily influenced or transformed by RELIGION or RELIGIOUS people, I must hate it. That’s why I’m not a big fan of art, architecture, democracy, science, medicine, philosophy, astronomy, the university system, the abolition of slavery, America, Natural Law, Natural Rights, mathematics, the justice system, literature, music, and civilization.
Read more of Matt Walsh's blog post here...
Edit: I'm not sure why DPers don't get this--but this blog is satire. It's Matt Walsh's way. :)