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Picture This Man As Your President


I did not know that a penguin is eligible to run for office.

Mr. Potato Head and Humpty Dumpty somehow had a child together and produced a penguin that is attempting to waddle all the way to the White House.

Sorry, but a man doesn't get that fat by eating tofu and drinking spring water. In order to be that fat, one must consume an insane amount of calories on a daily basis.

A pound of bacon, 1 dozen eggs, a loaf of bread, 1 pound of butter, half a pound of sausage, and 3 cups of coffee with 15 sugars.

And that's just breakfast.

For lunch? 2 turkey club subs with extra mayo and extra cheese with a large order of fries and a Diet Coke.

For dinner? A bucket of KFC with an extra side of gravy, double biscuits and another Diet Coke.

Late night snack? Two large Dominoes pizzas with extra cheese and double pepperoni.

I'd like to see Ron Paul challenge Chris Christie to a bike ride.

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I don't think

I could stomach it.

Ron Paul Was Right



And I'm sure Christie would need the tub too.


Wha? .....hey....who stole my country?

Looks like the 24oz. Big Gulp is alive and well in New Jersey...

As is the 32, 64, and in Christie's case, the MegaGulp 128oz.! All I can say is he better have a halfway decent VP running mate because this dude might just be elected on Tuesday and buried on Wednesday!

"Liberty tastes sweetest to those who fight for it, and most bitter to those who work to deny it!"


Dead ringer for the upstanding mayor from Toronto

Corpulent swine...


Can You Say

'Phat Phuck' ten times real phast?


C'mon sonny boy, let's see if your youth can ride in 100 degree weather, with 100% humidity.

"Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito."