Picture This Man As Your PresidentSubmitted by zooamerica on Fri, 11/15/2013 - 23:44
I did not know that a penguin is eligible to run for office.
Mr. Potato Head and Humpty Dumpty somehow had a child together and produced a penguin that is attempting to waddle all the way to the White House.
Sorry, but a man doesn't get that fat by eating tofu and drinking spring water. In order to be that fat, one must consume an insane amount of calories on a daily basis.
A pound of bacon, 1 dozen eggs, a loaf of bread, 1 pound of butter, half a pound of sausage, and 3 cups of coffee with 15 sugars.
And that's just breakfast.
For lunch? 2 turkey club subs with extra mayo and extra cheese with a large order of fries and a Diet Coke.
For dinner? A bucket of KFC with an extra side of gravy, double biscuits and another Diet Coke.
Late night snack? Two large Dominoes pizzas with extra cheese and double pepperoni.
I'd like to see Ron Paul challenge Chris Christie to a bike ride.