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Terrorists kidnap Congress!

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocked on the window.
The driver rolled down the window and asked, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asked.

"About a gallon."

-- thanks to Ed Griffin's Unfiltered News



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In honor of the holiday spirit of giving . . .

, , , I'd like to donate at least five gallons.

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hahahahah

that's good stuff!

Our founding fathers are rolling in their graves...the land of liberty needs a regime change!