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Priceless comment...had to share

I came across this posting after an article about immigration reform. Nearly fell on the floor laughing!

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⚑I received my tax return for 2012 back from The Department of Justice, not the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?" I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 8 million Liberals; 5 Middle East Countries; 1 million so-called “friends” of Obama; 1.5 million Government/Union employees; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps; 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate." Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?

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That list was to accurate.



Christians should not be warmongers! http://www.lewrockwell.com/vance/vance87.html


Never forget the POTUS when discussing dependence.

I don't see what's so funny...

he's absolutely right! It isn't funny...it's sad and pisses me off!

BTW, this is an "old joke" that I've received in an email many times over the years. Still, it was a terrific response for a forum!

Silence isn't always golden....sometimes it's yellow.

"The liberties of a people never were, nor ever will be, secure, when the transactions of their rulers may be concealed from them." - Patrick Henry

henry9's picture

Indeed---Very priceless response.

Of course you missed many, because they are growing daily.

No mention of bankers, corporations and military parlor games?


Dude is certainly awake.
Do you have the link available?

If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
James Madison

Sorry, no.

I read so much stuff, I can't even remember where I saw it.

prob google

common joke among accountants

Very good

You made me laugh. Thank you I needed that