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Marital Misunderstanding

Marital Misunderstanding

------ Wife's Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.

We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.

I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was

upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere

quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much.

I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.

He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me

and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved


He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior.

I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely,

as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.

He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant

and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.

About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was


And his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep;

I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his

thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

-----Husband's Diary:

A two-foot putt..........who the hell misses a two-foot putt!

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Marriage is a three ring

Marriage is a three ring circus...

First the engagement ring

Next the wedding ring

Then the suffering

my favorite punchline to this joke. ..

"Rifle won't zero, can't figure out why."



At least this guy putts out. I know a dude who picks up everything within six feet.


That's awesome. I will be telling this joke over the holidays. Hahaha.

"I'm Ron Paul." - Ron Paul


For me it is more "Should I get a CC handgun.... or a full sized?"

I Don't Care What's Going On

When my wife says she loves me, I tell her I love her (and vice-versa).

I can't imagine not telling her I love her everyday.

"Bipartisan: both parties acting in concert to put both of their hands in your pocket."-Rothbard

Good For You Two........

Many couples as they get older just sit and watch the tv box. Wishing you and your squeeze many years of bliss.

Laugh Hard, Hang Tough, Lend a Hand
Ramblin Randy

My weekend in a nutshell. Was

My weekend in a nutshell. Was mad about something at work and was bummed, but GF thought it was something she did.

Southern Agrarian


know what's up with that? They always be thinking we're mad at them even when things are perfectly fine. Sorry I don't smile enough, my cheek muscles get tired.

The book "Mars and Venus On A Date"

quote: Men love a woman with a smile; Women love a man with a plan.


I LOL............

"If ever time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin."
Samuel Adams

There is so much truth

in that little story. How different men and women are - what matters to them, etc.

The law cannot make a wicked person virtuous…God’s grace alone can accomplish such a thing.
Ron Paul - The Revolution

Setting a good example is a far better way to spread ideals than through force of arms. Ron Paul