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Bratz Dolls May Give Girls Unrealistic Expectations Of Head Size

They're fun, they're fashionable, and their heads are enormous...


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I remember when these came out

my sister and her friends all had kids and they would get peeved when someone would give them a Bratz doll to play with. They called them "hooker dolls."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-- Albert Einstein

Do you think the pandas were behind it?


9-11 was a panda job.

Haha the ticker...

"Federal Reserve drops interest rate to -2% just to see what happens"

Sounds about right.

This is terrible.

What a national tragedy...

9-11 was a panda job.

jrd3820's picture

Terrible? It's a crying damn shame

Now that I have seen that I don't know how I am supposed to compete and live up to such unnatural expectations. This might be your worst post ever Chris because I now feel completely inadequate.

go figure

I once told a girl in a bar that she had a giant head, and she stormed out in anger. I will never figure you ladies out.

“With laws shall our land be built up, but with lawlessness laid waste.”
-Njal Thorgeirsson

jrd3820's picture

:) All you have to do....

Is say 'yes dear' Remember?
It doesn't hurt if ya have some good tunes also, I mean it doesn't hurt much if you can wow her with a playlist or pick the right song on the jukebox. And I personally find the entrepreneur out of the box thinking capitalist types to be quite charming, but at the end of the day,

Yes dear.

Oh and for the love of god, don't ask her what button she pushed when she effs up your entertainment system that has way too many buttons, cords, and remotes to begin with. She doesn't know and she will only become upset that you assume she pushed something on purpose.

you have no right to complain

The female body has way too many buttons.

“With laws shall our land be built up, but with lawlessness laid waste.”
-Njal Thorgeirsson

to the end of your point...

I usually end up bobbin' my head to the ...

9-11 was a panda job.