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I am tired of seeing Portia de Rossi's crotch on DP

What is it with Portia's crotch? Why does it greet me every time I log into the Daily P Au L? Is there anyway to remove this? It's like she is mocking me:

"Check out my crotch, baby. Come a little closer. Yes, I am smiling at you. A little closer....Wait a second! You are not a woman! You looked like a woman from over there. Get lost."

I don't need this frustration.


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