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New Federal W.T.F. Agency to Regulate Wormholes, Floating Cloud Cities

Citing the need to establish new regulations for emerging Wormhole, Teleportation, and Floating cloud city technologies, the Whitehouse today urged the establishment of a new federal agency, the WTF.

"Wormholes and teleportation are technologies which will some day, if they are possible, change the face of transportation of people and goods across state lines. Or around them somehow. Floating cities drifting like clouds on silent plasma turbines fueled by antimatter will require the establishment of new antiproperty tax laws and air-clearance codes congruent with whatever it was that I just said." stated the spokesperson, "Therefore, agencies such as TSA and FAA are urged to assist in establishing the new protocols."

VP Joe Biden weighed in on the proposal at a DNC fundraising dinner. "Floating cloud cities, huh? Reminds me of 41-foot the pleasure cruiser I had in the '70s - Motion in the Ocean. Hot damn those were the times."

"The new century has brought us a new era of technological innovation," concludes the statement. "labs and universities in countries like India, Europe, and China are working every day to bring us closer to a wormhole. With the establishment of this new federal agency, the U.S. can be the first to regulate it."


Floating cities like this one will soon be a reality thanks to the regulations established by the WTF



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There should be a phony government agency that regulates disease

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It's good to have Mr. Calrissian's perspective.

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OP could you please refile this under 'Wry Commentary?'

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My favorite so far.

Thanks. how's the new title?

It's all in the title.

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*...sucks helium from balloon and laughs...

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sounds like one of those antimatter turbines. In the vacuum of

Fwoop...

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so the joke is that the government is laying the groundwork for

Industries that don't exist yet and likely never will?

My that is good for a chuckle...

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Will this affect all levitation...

or just plasma ion levitation?


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