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Fox News Flash! Jesus was white! Maybe that's why Middle Easterners crucified him?

Maybe Jesus wasn't crucified for his religious beliefs at all? But for the fact that local people had never seen a Caucasian person before and they didn't like albinos?

You doubt that Jesus was Caucasian? I have proof. Its Fox News.

They broke the story today along with reminding us that Santa was white.


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We dont have his photo or DNA, so there is really no way to tell.

Jesus was a Jew.(captain obvious)

Jesus was a Jew.
I have seen some pretty pale looking Jews.
She said white as opposed to black not European.
Close enough, get over it.
I doubt Jesus was very black but really don't care.
Because he is awesome all over no mater what color you paint him :)

If your looking for falsehoods from fox you can do waaay better than this.

"You only live free if your willing to die free."

for those who just want to watch the video....

Kill me now.

Kill me now.

Fox news....

beating the racial drum.
Sorry Megan Santa is white,
Jesus was Middle Eastern...
and you're dumb.

Awsome find.

"How do you revise it, in the middle of the legacy, of the story....and change Santa from white to black?????" -That was priceless

black santa you say?


Chris Indeedski!

Daily Paul cured my abibliophobia.

That was certainly the best

That was certainly the best line...

Who knew we were living through the middle of the legacy, the legacy that is Santa!?!?


Like, Albino?


Cut them some slack. Their reporting on everything else is top-notch.


I believe Jesus was black but obviously he must have been a foreigner.

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you are kidding,right?

The jesus referred to was allegedly born from Mary,mary was jewish/hebrew
descent.this would make jesus olive skinned at best
But,if you are talking about jesus,pronounced (heysoos)then this would be
of mexican/spanish descent and brown skinned
But no matter,it is of little concern to me what color he was.I am sure that question won't be on the test :)

Leave an indelible mark on all of those that you meet.
OH... have fun day :)


very astute observation.
Jesus was black?
I just love the three dot thing!
Jesus was black.
any proof of conjecture?
methinks not.
and why would that be important anyhow?


You seem a little apprehensive. Exactly, why would being black be important? In my opinion, it shouldn't matter at all.

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living up to your name! I like that!

I installed a Black compressor today....
does that make YOU apprehensive?