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Nancy Pelosi Shipwrecked!

A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on deserted island.

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together,
but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.

The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze, a perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the man started to get "those feelings" again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.

He said, "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?


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reminds me of another joke


Upon arriving in Greece, a couple decided not to see the country the traditional touristy way but to hire a guide from one of the small villages. After finding a guide, the guide took them on a boat ride showing them the sights of Greece. After a while, they past a grove of fig trees. After the tourists commented on the beauty of the trees, the guide says, "See all those trees? I planted every one of those trees. I nurtured every one of those trees. But do they call me Zorba the tree-planter? No." The couple looked a little confused at his outrage but kept quiet. After about 15 minutes, they past a nice village on the bank of the river. The tourists comment on the beauty of the village. Again, the guide goes off. "See all those houses? I built every one of those houses. With these two hands alone, I built those houses. But do they call me Zorba the house-builder? NO." The couple again looked confused and worried about the guide's outrage. They didn't want to annoy him again. After about 30 minutes,they pass a small fleet of fishing boats. The husband comments on the boats. "You see all those boats? I built those boats. With these two hands, I built every boat and not a one has sunk. But do they call me Zorba the boat-builder? NO!!" The tourists stay quiet until they see something which the guide could not have built. "Look at those lovely donkeys", says the wife. The guide looks at them and says, "Oh, but you fuck one donkey..."

If the guy blew into her

If the guy blew into her mouth enough, they'd have a vessel to sail off the island on...

Southern Agrarian


Nice one.

"I'm Ron Paul." - Ron Paul


Shouldn't she fuck the sheep? She is a politician after all.

I thought this story was about you

I was going to title it, The Adventures of Sheepherder911. If your troll was still here, he could finally learn the truth of your past.

"I'm Ron Paul." - Ron Paul



"I'm Ron Paul." - Ron Paul


Hell yea, I was the dog in the story. So it's pretty much like real life. Great joke!