Don't Forget To Put Out The Milk And Cookies!Submitted by zooamerica on Tue, 12/24/2013 - 21:32
Now that we're all home, just a friendly reminder...don't want to piss off Santa Claus.
If you're out of milk and cookies, a bottle of Johnnie Walker Red or a case of Red Stripe beer will suffice.
If you're house is now dry because your family drank all the booze, just roll Santa a phat doobie and you shall receive many presents tomorrow morning.
In reality Santa is really a drag queen in disguise. Her real name is, "Mary Chrismas." She's related to, "Happy Newyear."
Every time I hear, "Merry Christmas," I think of Jesus saying, "Thanks, but you're about 8 months late."
Here's to coming home after a very long day, cheers and Merry Christmas Daily Paul.