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Don't Forget To Put Out The Milk And Cookies!

Now that we're all home, just a friendly reminder...don't want to piss off Santa Claus.

If you're out of milk and cookies, a bottle of Johnnie Walker Red or a case of Red Stripe beer will suffice.

If you're house is now dry because your family drank all the booze, just roll Santa a phat doobie and you shall receive many presents tomorrow morning.

In reality Santa is really a drag queen in disguise. Her real name is, "Mary Chrismas." She's related to, "Happy Newyear."

Every time I hear, "Merry Christmas," I think of Jesus saying, "Thanks, but you're about 8 months late."

Here's to coming home after a very long day, cheers and Merry Christmas Daily Paul.

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