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You make the call

You are trapped in a room with a snake a tiger and a lawyer you have 2 rounds left in your side arm what do you do?

Shoot the lawyer twice

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Shoot the lawyer in the leg

Shoot the lawyer in the leg so he is easier prey than you for the tiger and the other snake. Save the other bullet for whatever and try to find a way out.

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"Patriotism should come from loving thy neighbor, not from worshiping Graven images." - ironman77

So there's a tiger and a lawyer in a room?

That's all you have to say....no need to be redundant.

"If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy." -- James Madison

Well if survival is the point...

you might shoot the tiger in the leg in order to wound it enough to become docile and retreat, without killing it hopefully. The other bullet would be wasted shooting at a snake wriggling and writhing through a room. Instead, let the snake retreat in order to prevent it from finding you a threat. You not only save a bullet but you also aren't found guilty of killing another human being when there was no threat to your life from him/her.

Father - Husband - Son - Spirit - Consciousness

Retreat is not an option:

"Trapped in a room" it is kill or be killed, hurting things just makes them desperate, and angry.Of course it is just a silly joke, so none of this matters.

It doesn't specify

the length of time you are trapped. That is an important factor.

Father - Husband - Son - Spirit - Consciousness

fireant's picture

Ha! and hope the snake doesn't sue you.

Lawyers are the scourge of the earth...til you need one.

Undo what Wilson did

Different scenario

Two bullets, ex-wife and her divorce lawyer.
Solution
Shoot myself twice in the head….they deserve each other

I would suggest

grabbing the snake by the tail and fling it onto the lawyer, shoot the tiger and save the other bulet for when you escape from the room, in case someone tries to put you back in.

Freedom is the ability to do what you want to do.
Liberty is the ability to do what you ought to do.
"Where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty." 2 Corinthians 3:17

Gilligan's picture

That won't work; the snake won't attack the lawyer.

Professional courtesy.

Google is government.

LOL!

Good one!

Bummer...

Freedom is the ability to do what you want to do.
Liberty is the ability to do what you ought to do.
"Where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty." 2 Corinthians 3:17

No.

Crush the snake with the lawyer, then feed the lawyer to the tiger, if the tiger is still hungry, shoot it twice.

Well I would say shoot the

Well I would say shoot the lawyer and the tiger. The snake probably wont come after you.

To climb the mountain, you must believe you can.

I'd say..

Shoot the lawyer and maybe the snake if it looks hostile the tiger will go after the blood and guts.. after that I'd be looking for a way out

Garnet
Daughter of 1776 American Revolutionists

2 snakes...

There are 2 snakes, both are poisonous, and both will come after you.
one has 2 legs, and the other has like, zero legs!
:)