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Legal Marijuana Blamed for Munchie Shortages in Colorado, Washington

A perfect storm of inclement weather, football frenzy, and legal weed have led to munchie shortages across both states. 'High In The Sky' reporter Chris Cudnoski reports

Fewer than 10 days to go before Super Bowl XXXXVIII, football fans nationwide are scrambling to stock up on their favorite munchies, while blaming legal marijuana smokers in CO and WA state for shortages.

With lines wrapping around the block in some areas, local residents are making do with rationed supplies of Doritos, pork rinds, and single 12-pack Mountain Dew purchases.

"It's those damn hippies and their weed what caused the ruckus" said one resident, waiting patiently in his car, hoping to fill a cart full of Cheetos single-serve packages. "This is a line for munchies?" stated another man wearing a rasta cap, "I just need tickets to the Phish concert."

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pot infused munchies

Problem solved.

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The other factors are affecting Ohio then

That or there've been a lot of trips across I-70. I couldn't find my daughter's favorite chips, salt and vinegar, in any brand in a huge store, and I came home telling dh to ration the Mountain Dew.

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MSG makes my face flush.

Salt 'n Vinegar are one of the only varieties of snack food that don't have MSG. Another is 'cracked pepper.' Did you know original Pringles are completely natural?

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CHRIS....!!! I busted out laughing reading the title...!!!!

The content is spot on...!! Thanks for creating it and posting...!!!
Your creativity will keep me living longer....I'm still smiling :)

Hey - thanks. It 'popped' into my head a few days ago...

and I couldn't wait to get back in front of a computer to post it.

I think it works better as a stand-alone headline, but the 'content' suggested itself as well. This video by the editor of The Onion explains sort of what I mean by that:


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Probably about to see the glory days of snack manufacturing

once we get weed legal everywhere.

No propane in the north, no sunscreen in Florida...

No munchies anywhere...

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