30 votes

How To Start Each Day With A Positive Outlook:

1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'YES.'
7. Feel better?
GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi.

Trending on the Web

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.

Now, That's Funny!

Have a good day

Open a file named John Mc Cain

and follow steps previously outlined, then do the same for Lindsey Graham, John Boehner, Barbara Boxer..........and feel much better having removed the statist files from your computer.

(Now if only removing statists could be so simple! Maybe this can inspire you to work for their removal)

"Hence, naturally enough, my symbol for Hell is something like the bureaucracy of a police state or the office of a thoroughly nasty business concern." ~~C.S. Lewis
Love won! Deliverance from Tyranny is on the way! Col. 2:13-15

Then open another file in your computer. Name it Lyndsey Graham.

Send it to the Recycle Bin. Empty the Recycle Bin.

Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of that piece of crap Lyndsey Graham?"

VERY firmly Click 'YES.'

Feel a LOT better.

Then do it McCain.

Then to the entire republican party of Neo-Con war-mongering Arab-haters.

Feel a LOT-LOT better!

"We have allowed our nation to be over-taxed, over-regulated, and overrun by bureaucrats. The founders would be ashamed of us for what we are putting up with."
-Ron Paul

Pelosi on Monday...

...Graham on Tuesday...
And "Prince Andrew" Cuomo on Wednesday....

I will sleep like a baby tonight knowing this! LOL!

AH! Another day of promise to look forward to!

"Beyond the blackened skyline, beyond the smoky rain, dreams never turned to ashes up until.........
...Everything CHANGED !!

Nancy, Gone


To my Liberal Trolls:
"Really Don't mind if you sit this one out. Your words but a whisper, your deafness a shout. I may make you feel, but I can't make you think."
Ian Anderson 1972