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What do retired guys do?

What do retired guys do??

I haven't reached this stage yet.


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Finally a balloonist

who understands this song.

Really uplifting stuff

I was grinning all the way through that, and some of the other links on this thread. Thanks everyone :).

Freedom is a byproduct of acceptance - judge not.

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My dad's retired

Hi sits in a chair and drinks vodka all day. Sometimes does a crossword.

Currently consuming: Morehouse's "Better off free", FDR; Wii U; NEP Football

Thinking About Doing This

....now, where are those pliers??...
Check out the 2:00 mark...looks like a lotta fun.


"Beyond the blackened skyline, beyond the smoky rain, dreams never turned to ashes up until.........
...Everything CHANGED !!

That reminds me of my

That reminds me of my freshman year in college during winter break. Our State was in a State of emergency, so I figured that meant it was time to have fun with my 4x4. Ended up in a friend's neighborhood pulling my friend on a sled & his brother put on snow skis (pulled him with a waterski rope setup). It was so funny seeing sparks every time he crossed the asphalt.

Then we ran into some other friends... sure enough, one had a truck bedliner in his front yard. We repurposed it into a giant group sled. Had a great time, even when the bed liner was acting like a snow plow being dragged from behind. Rope broke and everyone went tumbling into the snow.

Then the cops showed up.

I think it was the snow plow drivers that called it in but could have been one of the neighbors. So, soon as the cops show up my friend wearing the skis buried his legs in a pile of snow and a few others sat around him to make it look like they were just chilling there at the corner/intersection. We couldn't hide the truck bed liner, though. It was plain as day obvious what we were doing with that. The cop... well, he jumped in it, grabbed the center & leaned back. Told us that is what we need to do so the snow doesn't build up in front of it. Otherwise the rope might break & everyone in it will be tossed out of it. He asked if my truck was a 4x4... then said to HAVE FUN!

Such a good memory from way back in the day.


Thanks for an Amusing Story

...had me laughing.
College WAS a lot of fun, and when you are young.....


"Beyond the blackened skyline, beyond the smoky rain, dreams never turned to ashes up until.........
...Everything CHANGED !!

that's really ingenious--

the other end of the age spectrum is having similar experiences; this is my favorite:


There was a shorter youtube video a while back; this is all I can find now.

it's hard to be awake; it's easier to dream--

That is awesome :D

But I wish it was in english so that I could hear their stories :/

Freedom is a byproduct of acceptance - judge not.

That was fun

I'm rebuilding a 94 year old house for my retirement.

Hopefully I'll get it done before I'm pushing up those daisies.

Just what you'd expect them to do:

The Viagra Dance: http://www.toilette-humor.com/funny_old_people/old_foggie_ni...

BTW, Love Carmen! What a great performance! Thanks for the smiles, e!

“It is the food which you furnish to your mind that determines the whole character of your life.”
―Emmet Fox

That was crazy. Lucky he

That was crazy. Lucky he didn't break his neck or get impaled on something in the shop. Looked like he ended up with at least a concussion after hitting the ceiling.


Here's one.

completely delightful--

people who have music in them can't be stopped.

it's hard to be awake; it's easier to dream--



Tractor Music - Sweet Georgia Brown

So cool..

My husband

is going to retire this year, gotta show him this one.

"We can see with our eyes, hear with our ears and feel with our touch, but we understand with our hearts."

It depends on

What you can afford.

Ron Paul Was Right

It's the Blue Man group

Mr Burns Evil Laugh

masters of life

masters of life