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Man Responsible For Olympic Ring Mishap Found Dead In Sochi

The man responsible for operating the Olympic Rings during last night’s Winter Olympic Opening Ceremonies in Russia was found dead today.

According to local reports the body of T. Borris Avdeyev was found his hotel room early this morning with multiple stab wounds.

Avdeyev was a technical specialist responsible for the Olympic Ring spectacle, which embarrassingly malfunctioned last night.

Five animatronic snowflakes were supposed to transform into Olympic Rings. The first four functioned properly but the fifth snowflake failed to change shape.

Although his body was badly mangled and the wounds were consistent with a struggle, so far officials say they don't suspect foul play.

“Sure there were stab wounds and bruises all over the body,” admits the lead investigator on the case, “But who knows what caused them. Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Right now we’re ruling this an accidental death.


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People are pissed because the Russians didn't use the Olympics to push Porn and the LGBT agenda?
No satanic rituals?
No phoney hypocrites?

I read the title

quick checked the submitted info and it wasn't in humor.. I guess I'm another one not familiar with the website~

Daughter of 1776 American Revolutionists

well thanks for the negative

well thanks for the negative votes - I really deserve it.

I guess people here don't have a sense of humor.

* but everybody up-votes that crapshow the onion.

Try posting your next satirical bit in the Humor section

And im sure it will be better recieved.

"I'm Ron Paul." - Ron Paul

Next Time

..post in the "HUMOR" forum...
just a "minor" oversight...maybe it was kinda late, eh?
(I gave ya a +1)

"Beyond the blackened skyline, beyond the smoky rain, dreams never turned to ashes up until.........
...Everything CHANGED !!

"Malfunction" was on purpose

What really happened with the "malfunctioning" rings at Sochi last night, and why they didn't bother to whack the rings operator.....

- (BTW: NOT Satire... but you can choose to see it that way for entertainment purposes) -

Did anyone else see the commercial for Leno's replacement, Jimmy Fallon, right after the Olympic rings "malfunction", where the "Red' ring failed to 'bind' itself to the other rings?

The "malfunctioning" ring which did not open remained in the shape of a snow flake, or star...


The network immediately claimed it was a malfunction, then cut to commercial, where the 'star' that was supposed to open into a ring, now formed perfectly the same spotlight star spotlighting Jimmy Fallon's figure skating for a promo as the new host of the Tonight Show...

His band then sits there and judges his performance with a perfect score of 6.. 6.. 6.. ??


This 'commercial' followed the opening ceremony, which was chock full of Occult Ritual and pagan symbolism. During this beginning of the ritual, they had a clock count-down to the start from 10.. they used 3 numbers at a time, example... 999, 888, 777, 666, 555.... When you fast forward or rewind over that part, the only visible number is 666...

666 opened the ceremony, and they went to commercial of Jimmy Fallon takeover ending that part of the ritual again with 666.

As for the "malfunctioning" 'Red' ring... I believe that was no accident, and was a hidden message from Putin and Russia to the rest of the NWO, telling them the 'Red' ring aka the Russians, were not going to completely bind themselves to the NWO, but would be a Lone Star among the amalgamation.

As for Jimmy Fallon, let's just say his American accent has been caught slipping, and he does a very natural Russian impression.
He comes from the Robin Williams school of Russian sleeper agents in Hollywood, imho. Williams long ago made a Russian version of 'Coming to America' and recently said in a Snickers commercial "Let's win this for Mother Russia!"...

I'm not a believer in coincidence, and have seen this type of subliminal messaging for far too long to ignore it...

The Satanists/Luciferians MUST tell you what it is you are Signing On to.. Even if they use ancient symbols instead of modern language to draw up the contract... Point is, if you accept it, or ignore it, you have CONSENTED and have signed Satan's contract via the Illuminati ritual you have partaken in... At least that's what they believe...

Are you a POT or a PET - Person Embracing Tyranny?

I like satire but this isn't

I like satire but this isn't very good and its kind of a cheap shot against Russia. After all they've been through, now just recovering after 70 years of communism. Kind of meanspirited, had to down vote.

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while this is funny

It does read like what goes on in California.

Let it ever not be said,that I never did not do nothing for you.


Is that site for real or is this some kinda Spoof site, like the Onion?

Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives

was the first tipoff for me. I found it believable at first too.

Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Lols.

Most of those who think so actually don't and most of those who think sew actually rip.

its a spoof site. You must be

its a spoof site. You must be new here.

I've been here 2 years

Never saw dailycurrant before.