Farmer Gets Surprise Inspection From Ag. Dept.~ Big Surprise!Submitted by barracuda_trader on Sun, 02/16/2014 - 01:41
Last summer a farmer by the name of Stewart Schlong was the subject of a surprise inspection.
The farmer composed himself and obliged the inspector's insistence to have a look around.
What really surprised and shocked the farmer was the fact that this inspector could actually communicate with each different animal in their native tongue!
So the first stop was the dairy barn; The inspector bent over and Moo'd into a Holstein's ear. The cow replied after a few seconds.
The farmer couldn't contain himself!
He asked the inspector what the cow said.
The inspector replied, "Well, she said that she gets plenty of grain. The grazing is excellent and she doesn't mind the milking machine at all."
"Wow!" said the farmer. And you could see he was proud of himself.
Next the inspector went to the pig pen and spoke with a few sows.
The farmer asked what they told him.
The inspector said, "They're all pretty happy here. They said they get plenty of feed and the mud is always just right."
By now the farmer was feeling really confident so he offered to show the inspector around even more.
But when the inspector told the farmer he wanted to talk to the one sheep on the farm, the farmer stopped dead in his tracks, turned around, looked the inspector in the eye and said, "You're not going to believe that lying bastard are you?"