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Ron Paul gave me Eleutheromania

It started in mid-2007 and I didn't know what was wrong with me. For some reason I couldn't help myself. I worked long and hard to figure out the problem. I spent thousands of hours and thousands of dollars trying to fix my condition.

I finally figured it out and its all Ron Pauls fault. I truly suffer from:

Eleutheromania

E`leu`ther`o`ma´ni`a
n. 1. A mania or frantic zeal for freedom.




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Michael Nystrom's picture

For me it was congenital

Nice to know that it is catching, though! LOL.

All art is only done by the individual. The individual is all you ever have, and all schools only serve to classify their members as failures. E.H.

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"The silver trump of freedom had roused my soul to eternal wakefulness. Freedom now appeared, to disappear no more forever. It was heard in every sound, and seen in every thing. It was ever present to torment me with a sense of my wretched condition. I saw nothing without seeing it, I heard nothing without hearing it, and felt nothing without feeling it. It looked from every star, it smiled in every calm, breathed in every wind, and moved in every storm."

-Frederick Douglass

You mean like this? ;)

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Freedom is not: doing everything you want to.
Freedom is: not having to do what you don't want to do.
~ Joyce Meyer

We may have to amputate.

It's contagious !!!

The CDC and your local FEMA infectious disease officer will be at your door shortly. Those 30 SWAT team members, 59 LEO's , and the National Guard Brigade are there for YOUR protection.

Please stay away from all doors and windows !! /////////// sarcasm ended.

Very nice !

Stēkō

Drew, by the very grace of GOD through the blood of Christ Jesus.
"there shall come after us men whom shall garner great wealth using our system, and having done so shall seek to slam the door of prosperity behind them." George Washington

I spoke with my Dr. about this..

aparently we are all born infected, but it is quite easy to control the disease. Two doses of fear pills every morning and night, paired with a "lust for power" tincture and monthly injections of "apathyitol" seems to do the trick.

I AM is all that is. Everything else is malleable.

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Very contagious indeed!

'Peace is a powerful message.' Ron Paul

Very sad to hear

Perhaps you can ask your congressman to check you into the Gitmo treatment center. Its very exclusive and treatment can take an indefinite amount of time. But I heard if you can wait a few years there will be one in every city.

I learned this word last month,

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