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My wife had Heinz Ketchup and Mustard and I put it on my hotdog and I feel like a traitor, but I did repremand her for buying


Heinz is owned by John Kerry's wife and family for those who don't know. I just happened to know when I went to pour my ketchup on my hotdog and told my wife never to buy Heinz products ever again. I will obviously make my own ketchup before I use this turds ketchup. Wonder how we can get a list going of politicians and the companies or products they are affiliated with so we can boycott them and have others we know boycott them as well. Hunts anyone?

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deacon's picture

Anything at all

to drown out the taste of hotdogs is a blessing.
But,I will add,I make my own ketchup

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What do you use for spices?

onions and ... ?

If I am going to take it Big Condiments, I want to do it right.

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deacon's picture

This site

Is what i use for most recipes
here is a direct link for ketchup
me,being me,I add to taste,which is a different recipe than what's here
I use salt (for preservation)
Some I have has garlic,some doesn't...my taste buds get bored :)
here is the main site


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"...I put it on my hotdog and I feel like a traitor..."


TwelveOhOne's picture

Wife and I ate out last night

The restaurant had a bottle of Heinz ketchup. On the front, it said "Show us your Heinz!" (for a chance to win a trip to the Super Bowl).

I read this in a similar fashion as Heineken's ad campaign with Austin Powers, "Get your hands off my Heine", in other words pronounced as "Show us your Heinies", which I'm pretty sure was the intent. I was rather put off by that.

And Miley Cyrus just "did it" with Bill Clinton on stage. What a wonderful world the media purports to represent...

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deacon's picture

You poor,poor man

We usually do the opposite :)

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Ewww. You put ketchup on your hot dog?

Mustard only! Met someone from Mississippi who puts mayo on their's.
It's un-American.

My grocery store chain sells their own brand of ketchup and it tastes better than Heinz. I love my H.E.B.

That's what I was thinking too.

Ketchup goes on French fries. Putting it on a hamburger is wrong. I think putting it on a hotdog is a class C misdemeanor in Texas.

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understanding why you said

understanding why you said it, but youre still an idiot.

Ok. So I kept seeing your headline

and thinking, "Boy, that's dumb." But I had to click didn't I?

Most of the food is owned by the "bad guys." You'll need to grow a ton of tomatoes to make ketchup. Better get started.

tasmlab's picture

Boycott gasoline and healthcare

Boycott gasoline and healthcare, those are both way more fascistic industries than big catsup.

But then you won't be able to go anywhere and you might die.

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UGH! Why did I read this?!

Now you went and made me think about hot dogs.
So here I am at 9am eating a hot dog!
But I used Dijon mustard
Incidentally, when I lived in Connecticut (until 1995) my neighbor had this... and it's still going strong.

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I've seen that stand, its in portland ct right! I used to pass that thing all the time driving through middletown and portland, never was stopped though.

I recommend Frankies in waterbury, best hotdog ace on the planet. They have Hummel Bros. make them a special footlong brand, they flash fry it to make the skin all crispy then cook em on a flat top with a toasted bun. Thy make their own relish to which is the bomb. I usually only eat my dog with relish, spicy mustard, and sauer kraut.

Blackies is pretty good too, man do i miss my food places in CT. If your from the portland area I'm sure you must have feequented or heard of Ted's steamed cheesburgers. Such a treat.

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Never been to Blackies

I was in Middletown 1976-86
Then East Hampton 86-93
Baltimore 93 - 2004
Never heard of Ted's steamed cheesburgers.
Where is it?
Bunch of good ones in New Haven, Frank Pepe's, Modern Apizza, and Sally's Apizza.

I'm in Pittsburgh (Food Desert) since 2004.
Where are you now?

Top Dog's House

You yelled at your wife, but

You yelled at your wife, but you still ate the thing you were yelling about? Your wife should've told you to buy your own goddamn ketchup.

Make your own ketchup...

grow your own tomatoes.

I would consider raw honey as a sweetener.


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but hunts ketchup taste better

heinze is like the water downed version of hunts.





I'd rather have a bottle in front o' me than a frontal lobotomy

man you're eating ketchup and

man you're eating ketchup and hot dogs and wheat buns. step your game up man. john kerry this that blah blah who cares. aint nobody got time for that.

lol your first sentences is an incorrect statement. like wtf.

and no, you will never take the time to make your own ketchup. lol stfu. you will post about it on dailypaul.

im sorry for being bitchy, but its like, this site is not immune to stupidity and laziness. like, you 'reprimanded your wife' for buying heinz ketchup.... but like youre still gonna finish that bottle lololol. viva la r3volution.

I would worry about the

I would worry about the ingredients first.

90% of what you buy goes directly to the oligarchy

You gonna boycott everything?

I would stress about it.


tog2476 You're wrong

It's worse than that.
Heinz is now owned by Warren "Raise-the-Estate-Tax" Buffet.
Feb 2013- Heinz has been scooped up by Warren Buffett and his fellow billionaire Jorge Lemann for a cool $28 billion, one of the largest deals in the history of the food industry.

Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway and Brazilian 3G Investments will split ownership of the company 50/50, and will assume $4 billion in debt from the food manufacturer, according to Fortune.

that old bastard has his hands

in everything don't he.

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Heinz has high fructose corn syrup. Hunts don't.

Heinz has high fructose corn syrup. Hunts don't. Most restaurants use Heinz too:/

Hey that's what I thought.

But then they changed the recipe again and we can't buy the real stuff anymore.


was thinking the same thing, why line the pockets of criminals?

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No Heinz

We haven't allowed Heinz in our house for almost a decade now. Hunt's is good ketchup.