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The great "If I had a B.U.M.P.E.R. sticker it would say" thread.

We, the free, are a creative lot, with lots to say.
Why not say it with bumper stickers?

Here's a few from me to get things started, feel free to print some if you want, I hold no intellectual property on these ( though some might be thusly held ? )

" nothing says hypocrite more than socialism "

" vote, and pretend it's counted ! " 

" if you can read this, you were probably home schooled " 

" baby I'm bored " 

" life in the fast lane, that's the other road " 

" pass me if you dare "

"2nd amendment practiced daily " 

" I reserve the right to flip you off " 

"Jesus loves you, and I'm trying really hard " 

" ommpa loompa, is one way of putting it " 

" I've been everywhere that doesn't sell bumper stickers " 

" Vote Ron Paul, irritate your favorite mooch " 

" Vote Ron Paul, because America needs him" 

" vote Ron Paul, or stay a slave " 

Enjoy!

Stēkō

Ps. The DP mod doesn't like the word " B.U.M.P.E.R. .?

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I smoke;

Therefore I litter

"Tweet Me."

"Tweet Me."

Never be afraid to ask simple questions.

"Go Facebook Yourself."

"Go Facebook Yourself."

Never be afraid to ask simple questions.

Don't make me come back there.

-Ron Paul

Pandas is bad.

"Keep your distance,

"Keep your distance, I'm on the NSA watch list"

"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom — go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, an

Old Fat Grandmas

Need Love Too

We're Not Married
So Get Off My Ass

I go Forward
In Reverse

Save An American
END THE FED

Public Schools
Making Children Stupider Each Year

Honk If You Work
So Liberals & Illegals Don't Have Too

John Hanson
The REAL 1st Black President

Government Lied-People Died
Benghazi

Troops Do Your Duty
Arrest Government For Treason

I believe in Hope & Change..I Hope the government will Change
Spindale-Rutherford County-North Carolina

Jesus Loves You

Tis true

Everyone has someone who loves them.

Stēkō

Drew, by the very grace of GOD through the blood of Christ Jesus.
"there shall come after us men whom shall garner great wealth using our system, and having done so shall seek to slam the door of prosperity behind them." George Washington

End the Fed

enough said

Nuke the whales

.

stickers (from me and my friends)

Real Money
has
Free Electrons

Ron Paul
or
None At All

Politicians Like Unarmed Peasants

Support Your Local Militia

Ron Paul is my president

Reject Aggression
Withdraw Consent

Shooting your MBR: FUN
Hitting the Target: PRICELESS

If you can read this without a silly British accent,
thank a Revolutionary War Veteran

this one

twitter my penis on your facebook

I'll take a shot

War is Big Government

10-15 million more voters need to believe in non-interventionism (liberty) at home and abroad to change America. Minds changed on Syria. Minds changing on privacy. "Printing money" is part of the dialogue. Win minds through focus, strategy.

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I liked this one

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It would be long but..

That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is~

Garnet
Daughter of 1776 American Revolutionists

Road rage waiting to happen

From anyone following close eneough to get through it...lol

Drew, by the very grace of GOD through the blood of Christ Jesus.
"there shall come after us men whom shall garner great wealth using our system, and having done so shall seek to slam the door of prosperity behind them." George Washington

Road rage =)

Yiii... I never thought about inciting that lol

A teacher posted that on the board many years ago, way before internet time and offered extra credit to anyone who could punctuate it so it made sense... Did you get it?

Garnet
Daughter of 1776 American Revolutionists

Let's see

That, that is, is that that is not, is not that it: it is.

How'd I do?

Stēkō

Drew, by the very grace of GOD through the blood of Christ Jesus.
"there shall come after us men whom shall garner great wealth using our system, and having done so shall seek to slam the door of prosperity behind them." George Washington

welll.....

You started off good but fell apart after the fourth world

Keep trying =)

Garnet
Daughter of 1776 American Revolutionists

Drat, tarnation, and feltergarb !

No thanks, I've got a headache, lol.

Stēkō

Drew, by the very grace of GOD through the blood of Christ Jesus.
"there shall come after us men whom shall garner great wealth using our system, and having done so shall seek to slam the door of prosperity behind them." George Washington

That, that is, is.

Have a nice cold drink and give it another try =)

Garnet
Daughter of 1776 American Revolutionists

last one

This one was off a t-shirt

I'm not a gynaecologist
But I'll take a look !

Tin Pan

one more

To steal a line from a friend of mine ....

I'll see you in church ... if the windows are clean!

Tin Pan

a good one

I saw a good one the other day.

"Jesus Loves You "
But
I'm his Favorite!

Tin Pan

that is very funny, because I

that is very funny, because I can imagine atheists being annoyed by it.

Michael Nystrom's picture

"If anything can go well, it will"

I saw this on a car the other day, and took a picture just for you, DP.

Love it!

My new reply to the age old question " how are you ? " is " outstanding, but it's getting better ! " .

Stēkō

Drew, by the very grace of GOD through the blood of Christ Jesus.
"there shall come after us men whom shall garner great wealth using our system, and having done so shall seek to slam the door of prosperity behind them." George Washington

I saw this bumper sticker last month in

Kennewick Washington. "That OBAMA STICKER on your car may as well say 'I'm a Dumbass!'"

I saw this one today-- "Support Search and Rescue. Get lost"

"Go Tweet Yourself"

"Go Tweet Yourself"

Never be afraid to ask simple questions.

Stop Voting for The Lesser of Two Evils; Evil IS Evil!

(Sorry, gotta call it as it is!)

"Hence, naturally enough, my symbol for Hell is something like the bureaucracy of a police state or the office of a thoroughly nasty business concern." ~~C.S. Lewis
Love won! Deliverance from Tyranny is on the way! Col. 2:13-15