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The great "If I had a B.U.M.P.E.R. sticker it would say" thread.

We, the free, are a creative lot, with lots to say.
Why not say it with bumper stickers?

Here's a few from me to get things started, feel free to print some if you want, I hold no intellectual property on these ( though some might be thusly held ? )

" nothing says hypocrite more than socialism "

" vote, and pretend it's counted ! " 

" if you can read this, you were probably home schooled " 

" baby I'm bored " 

" life in the fast lane, that's the other road " 

" pass me if you dare "

"2nd amendment practiced daily " 

" I reserve the right to flip you off " 

"Jesus loves you, and I'm trying really hard " 

" ommpa loompa, is one way of putting it " 

" I've been everywhere that doesn't sell bumper stickers " 

" Vote Ron Paul, irritate your favorite mooch " 

" Vote Ron Paul, because America needs him" 

" vote Ron Paul, or stay a slave " 

Enjoy!

Stēkō

Ps. The DP mod doesn't like the word " B.U.M.P.E.R. .?



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"Don't drink and drive, you

"Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink."

I saw that sticker in a catalog years ago.

Saw one in the UP of Michigan

"I Ate My Road Kill"

Campaigning aside

The following receives its fair share of honks X )

I like this one:

http://www.zazzle.com/capitalism_bumper_sticker-128264831979...

Here is another good one:
Libertarians do it without coercion.
http://www.zazzle.com/libertarians_do_it_without_coercion_bu...

“The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants.” — Albert Camus

I really liked that Libertarian candidate from Canada,

Tim Moen's campaign slogan, so I had it made into a bumper sticker. I've had a few people roll up on me and say they love it.

http://imgur.com/LS2HqeP

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign: that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. ~J. Swift

That is one

GREAT Bumbersticker as well as Quote.

Drew, by the very grace of GOD through the blood of Christ Jesus.
"there shall come after us men whom shall garner great wealth using our system, and having done so shall seek to slam the door of prosperity behind them." George Washington

NSA, we listen but can't hear you, la,la,la,la,la,la

Or how about....

See the worlds larget cesspool, vist Capitol Hill in DC today !

Drew, by the very grace of GOD through the blood of Christ Jesus.
"there shall come after us men whom shall garner great wealth using our system, and having done so shall seek to slam the door of prosperity behind them." George Washington

America

Americas, where's that damn reset button ?

Drew, by the very grace of GOD through the blood of Christ Jesus.
"there shall come after us men whom shall garner great wealth using our system, and having done so shall seek to slam the door of prosperity behind them." George Washington

How about...

"Revolution - It's the American Way"

This would be a great bumper sticker...

If it had something to say.

Drew, by the very grace of GOD through the blood of Christ Jesus.
"there shall come after us men whom shall garner great wealth using our system, and having done so shall seek to slam the door of prosperity behind them." George Washington

I'm a no planer...

It's a no brainer!

Planer? Woodworking much?

I'll see your planer and raise you a 220V 18" table sander.

Stēkō

Drew, by the very grace of GOD through the blood of Christ Jesus.
"there shall come after us men whom shall garner great wealth using our system, and having done so shall seek to slam the door of prosperity behind them." George Washington

All woodworking starts on the jointer

You can't plane a board straight unless it's been face and edge jointed first. Why is this not taught in the schools anymore? LOL

It's not part of common cord ?

: )

Stēkō

Drew, by the very grace of GOD through the blood of Christ Jesus.
"there shall come after us men whom shall garner great wealth using our system, and having done so shall seek to slam the door of prosperity behind them." George Washington

In the English schools, back in the day, the boys were required

to be able to hand cut a dove tail joint, if you have ever done it, you will know it does take a little discipline and patience. Germany, as I understand it, still requires their machinists to start using files and hand tools to work metal. These basic skills are being lost with most education agendas. IMHO they should be taught how to sweat a joint, fill out a job application, sharpen a blade, balance a check book, buy insurance, apply for a mortgage, plant a garden, shoot and field dress a gun, too many of them probably don't have these skills and sadly don't have a dad to teach them.

Talk about having to be focused as well

As patient, tuff work cutting a complete run of dove tail that's consistent across the length, and that fits right without swell.
I bet they teach, start practicing on pine !
Most kids, mine included don't feel the need for " such instructions ", and I must admit I got mine almost by accident just by watching my Grand Father work in his basement shop. I'm always surprised, and pleased by how much woodworking skills ( and others ) " come back to me" just by remembering " oh, yea, grandpa did this this way, I think I'll try that ".
And don't forget the most important lesson of all " how to loving sacrifice self for the needs of your family ".

Stēkō

Drew, by the very grace of GOD through the blood of Christ Jesus.
"there shall come after us men whom shall garner great wealth using our system, and having done so shall seek to slam the door of prosperity behind them." George Washington

I never thought about it, but that's a good analogy with life

When hand cutting a dovetail you have to start out exactly right and stay accurate, any little variance and the four sides won't align. If you're off a fraction there is no way to correct the mistake, you start over. So maybe in the old English grammar schools they were teaching the kids a valuable life lesson. Get it exactly right the first time, it's whole lot easier than having to start over.

I think there is a book title idea here, "The dovetail guide to business management" LOL

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Vasectomy prevents abortion

I saw this the other day and had to take a picture, specifically for this thread!

LOL!

He's the man.

Ok

But for some reason I think the owners a tad liberal minded.

Drew, by the very grace of GOD through the blood of Christ Jesus.
"there shall come after us men whom shall garner great wealth using our system, and having done so shall seek to slam the door of prosperity behind them." George Washington

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I'm in Massachusetts!

What do you expect? LOL!

He's the man.

Massive-two-shits !!

Oh my, my deepest condolences Michael !
But then again I'm 10 clicks from downtown Seattle, ugh !

Drew, by the very grace of GOD through the blood of Christ Jesus.
"there shall come after us men whom shall garner great wealth using our system, and having done so shall seek to slam the door of prosperity behind them." George Washington

A play on a liberal one I saw once:

01/19/2009: The End of an Error
01/20/2009: A New Error Begins

I have one I need to put on my car that says:

Ignore your rights and they will go away

We all share this eternally evolving present moment- The past and future only exist as inconsequential mental fabrications.

I like them both !

: )

In one error and out the other.

Drew, by the very grace of GOD through the blood of Christ Jesus.
"there shall come after us men whom shall garner great wealth using our system, and having done so shall seek to slam the door of prosperity behind them." George Washington

This driver didnt qualify

for Obamacare

His name is Edward Snowden

What is Capitalism?
http://youtu.be/yNF09pUPypw

SOCIALISTS: More Dangerous Than COMMUNISTS

..because they are Elected!

"Beyond the blackened skyline, beyond the smoky rain, dreams never turned to ashes up until.........
...Everything CHANGED !!

Berry nice !

Stēkō

Drew, by the very grace of GOD through the blood of Christ Jesus.
"there shall come after us men whom shall garner great wealth using our system, and having done so shall seek to slam the door of prosperity behind them." George Washington

Little Goverment BIG FREEDOM

BIG GOVERNMENT little freedom

Drew, by the very grace of GOD through the blood of Christ Jesus.
"there shall come after us men whom shall garner great wealth using our system, and having done so shall seek to slam the door of prosperity behind them." George Washington

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Well - T-shirt

Vote Ron Paul 2008
END THE WARS

(Recently autographed by the man himself I might add).

Destined for the hall of fame....

"I just want to live in a free country" - Dr. Ron Paul

Or the hall, in a frame !

: )

Stēkō

Drew, by the very grace of GOD through the blood of Christ Jesus.
"there shall come after us men whom shall garner great wealth using our system, and having done so shall seek to slam the door of prosperity behind them." George Washington

slick

steko

His name is Edward Snowden

What is Capitalism?
http://youtu.be/yNF09pUPypw