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The great "If I had a B.U.M.P.E.R. sticker it would say" thread.

We, the free, are a creative lot, with lots to say.
Why not say it with bumper stickers?

Here's a few from me to get things started, feel free to print some if you want, I hold no intellectual property on these ( though some might be thusly held ? )

" nothing says hypocrite more than socialism "

" vote, and pretend it's counted ! " 

" if you can read this, you were probably home schooled " 

" baby I'm bored " 

" life in the fast lane, that's the other road " 

" pass me if you dare "

"2nd amendment practiced daily " 

" I reserve the right to flip you off " 

"Jesus loves you, and I'm trying really hard " 

" ommpa loompa, is one way of putting it " 

" I've been everywhere that doesn't sell bumper stickers " 

" Vote Ron Paul, irritate your favorite mooch " 

" Vote Ron Paul, because America needs him" 

" vote Ron Paul, or stay a slave " 

Enjoy!

Stēkō

Ps. The DP mod doesn't like the word " B.U.M.P.E.R. .?



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your government is ARMED and DANGEROUS

Caution: This vehicle stops for all statists.
Then it backs up and runs them over again.

Two WRONGS won't make a right,
but three LEFTS will.

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Umm...

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Free includes debt-free!

Men know right from wrong.

Men know right from wrong.
Slaves know legal from illegal.

and

Statanists make baby Mises cry.

Does baby Mises

look like adult Mises, except really small?

“The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants.” — Albert Camus

I LOVE your first bumper sticker

Second one would require literature....., still like it!!!

"It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere".
--Voltaire

It's hard not to be a menace to society when half the population is happy on their knees. - unknown

Here's one

Socialism fails when you run out of other people's money. Looks like America is tapped out.

Daily routine

"Daily John. Daily Joe. Daily Paul."

john
joe
paul

Same for me but

mine is reversed

"It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere".
--Voltaire

It's hard not to be a menace to society when half the population is happy on their knees. - unknown

Public School is Child Abuse

!

Christians should not be warmongers! http://www.lewrockwell.com/vance/vance87.html

That's a truism !

" Public education: State approved Child Abuse "

Drew, by the very grace of GOD through the blood of Christ Jesus.
"there shall come after us men whom shall garner great wealth using our system, and having done so shall seek to slam the door of prosperity behind them." George Washington

'My Doberman Pinscher is smarter than your

honor roll student'

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How bout...

Don't Greece us Bro!

well in a way Obama did deliver

"OBAMA promised HOPE for CHANGE and now change is all that's left in our pockets."

Edward Snowden for President 2016

I would like to vote for Snowden as the Libertarian candidate for President. What a message that would send to the elite!

"THREAD" @dailypaul.com

Just to promote the website!

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Just to promote the website!

Ones I've seen that gave me a chuckle...

Your life is not my fault, my life is not your business.

Dude, where's my Constitution?

Very funny, now bring out the Real president.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign: that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. ~J. Swift

Bumper sticker:

Our Friends and Relatives Died To Protect Our Freedom.
Why Did You Let America Die?

"What if the American people learn the truth" - Ron Paul

R.I.P. Liberty ?

It's not dead as long as one of us still has a beating heart. But I do get the intent and agree.

Stēkō

Drew, by the very grace of GOD through the blood of Christ Jesus.
"there shall come after us men whom shall garner great wealth using our system, and having done so shall seek to slam the door of prosperity behind them." George Washington

"Ed says you dasent do dat"

Toys 'R Us parking lot - 10 minutes ago.

Change to 'Ron Paul', add this image and it's perfect:

http://thepeopleinmydreams.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/peopl...

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This picture is just awesome !

Dad lays down the law !

Stēkō

Drew, by the very grace of GOD through the blood of Christ Jesus.
"there shall come after us men whom shall garner great wealth using our system, and having done so shall seek to slam the door of prosperity behind them." George Washington

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Can I just stick this on my bumper?

Photo

"It’s not pessimistic, brother, because this is the blues. We are blues people. The blues aren’t pessimistic. We’re prisoners of hope but we tell the truth and the truth is dark. That’s different." ~CW

That's deserving

Of an entire side panel !

Stēkō

Drew, by the very grace of GOD through the blood of Christ Jesus.
"there shall come after us men whom shall garner great wealth using our system, and having done so shall seek to slam the door of prosperity behind them." George Washington

Picked one up at the five and

Picked one up at the five and dime while Christmas shopping.

Precious metals of freedom: Gold, Silver, and Lead

They are aa small chain and have a lot of un pc stuff.

MANNING / SNOWDEN 2016

MAN WHO STRADDLES FENCE HAS LITTLE BETWEEN LEGS

ONLY A LIVE FISH CAN SWIM AGAINST THE CURRENT, THE DEAD GO WITH IT

ANARCHY DOESN'T MEAN OUT OF CONTROL; IT MEANS OUT OF THEIR CONTROL

SILENCE ISN'T ALWAYS GOLDEN ... SOMETIMES IT'S YELLOW

MY FREEDOM IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR GREAT IDEA

NO MATTER HOW CYNICAL I GET, I CAN'T KEEP UP

WAR: VIAGRA FOR NEOCONS

BEWARE THOSE WHO CALL THIS "FREEDOM"

A REGISTERED GUN HAS A FOOL FOR AN OWNER

DEDS ARE FICKLESS

BLACKS ARE GREAT - 'TIS YANKEES WE HATE

Load-Bearing Sticker.

Do Not Remove.

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If you can read this...

˙uʍop-ǝpısdn sı sn ɟo ǝuo sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı

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I would like to know

What ap that is so I can do it too!

Stēkō

Drew, by the very grace of GOD through the blood of Christ Jesus.
"there shall come after us men whom shall garner great wealth using our system, and having done so shall seek to slam the door of prosperity behind them." George Washington

Here you go:

http://www.dailypaul.com/300892/loo-x-u-op-pisdn-oo

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