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Connecticut State Police place order for 350,000 armed drones

At a press conference regarding the purchase of a large amount of military hardware Connecticut State Police Spokesman Lt. Vance clearly stated " There is nothing unusual in our acquisition of state of the art equipment to safeguard the safety of our citizens." When pressed on the amount of drones his department is seeking he replied " You can never be too prepared to deal with terroristic masses who seem intent on breaking down our system and forcing us to comply with their Constitutional rights." In answer to a question regarding the logistics of that many drones occupying an airspace as small as Connecticut's Lt. Vance answered " That is something we have considered and have full faith in our system being able to safeguard our states safety, we in fact have utilized the resources of the same organization who has engineered the stunning success known as ObamaCare"
When pressed to further elaborate Lt. Vance said merely " That is encroaching upon proprietary information which I'm forbidden to divulge, there is nothing for the average citizen to concern their selves with, we will be preparing a press release which will inform the populace of the tell tale signs they might be in the wrong place at the wrong time". He also went on to state that "Collateral damage might occur and is fact expected but to achieve our goal of absolute power a few innocent eggs might need to be broken to make their omelet, after all look what we achieved at Sandy Hook".



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Onion rolled!!

You had me going WTF until I got to this line "we in fact have utilized the resources of the same organization who has engineered the stunning success known as ObamaCare" and then my eyes shot up to the heading.. Onion rolled again~

Garnet
Daughter of 1776 American Revolutionists

Onion?

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Do a search "The Onion"

One of my inspirational favorites.

There are no politicians or bankers in foxholes.