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Study: Americans Get Majority Of Exercise While Drunk

Over 75% of an average American's exercise now comes from drunkenly dancing, stealing street signs, and carrying home passed-out friends.



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I can vouch for most of this..

not that I actually remember most of my 'workouts'. :)

chasing people around with m80s and bottle rockets is a great

workout.

Can't wait till the ice is melted.....

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