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Use These Words in Social Media and You May be Flagged by Authorities

"The Department of Homeland Security has been forced to release a list of keywords and phrases it uses to monitor social networking sites and online media for signs of terrorist or other threats against the U.S."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2150281/REVEALED-Hun...




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I'm surprised that

Fucking morons is not on the list.

Leges sine moribus vanae

Cyril's picture

Indeed.

Indeed.

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"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

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ChristianAnarchist's picture

We should have a contest to

We should have a contest to see who can come up with the longest sentence using just the words in the list and then we can put that in our sig... Hell, they're watching us anyway so lets try to overload their resources... (hey, is that a terrorist act???)

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Has already been posted on the DP, I think

Now I've read it, I realize they were relaying the same thing as what has been already posted on here, probably from 2012 as well.

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

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There you go:

There you go:

http://www.dailypaul.com/236306

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

http://Laissez-Faire.Me/Liberty

"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

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'Haven't read it yet. Is this sort of formula allowed?

'Haven't read it yet. Is this sort of formula allowed?

( Obama in { traitors } ) => ( Obama in { impeached } )

Sadly, still unbacked by observation, though :/

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

http://Laissez-Faire.Me/Liberty

"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

I just skimmed it. That's a

I just skimmed it. That's a LONG list. For sure, this gives the NSA the "right" to spy on everyone in the world!!!

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ree-f*kkin-dick-u-liss

waste of time and money...
must be hard up for some REAL crime & terror to pursue!

I saw a cloud in Mexico shaped like a

pork chop.

This gives me an idea, lets

This gives me an idea, lets all play madlibs on the DP...BUT...with this word list we must use. In fact, this should spread all over the internet to give them a run for their money. I call it: "DHS Libs," But it needs a more government sounding name, like "Interdepartmental Homeland Security Phrasal Template Word Game" with a nice euphemistic nickname, like "The Freedom and Safety Game."

Andrew Napolitano for President 2016!
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"Patriotism should come from loving thy neighbor, not from worshiping Graven images." - ironman77

These are terms that threaten government's criminal coverups

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Things like tornado and twister are on there.

I guess I better stop talking about how I am planning to cause a tornado, so that Homeland Security doesn't come after me.