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John Kerry FREEZES Putin's Netflix Account effective immediately

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2014/03...

In what was described as a major ramping up of sanctions, Secretary of State John Kerry announced on Tuesday that the United States had frozen Russian President Vladimir Putin’s Netflix account, effective immediately.

“Unless and until Mr. Putin calls off the annexation of Crimea, no more ‘House of Cards’ or ‘Orange Is the New Black’ for him,” Mr. Kerry said. “The United States will not stand by and reward the annexation of another sovereign nation with a policy of streaming as usual.”



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Putin's response; "LOL at you

Putin's response; "LOL at you corporate puppet! I can still watch The Americans on Amazon Prime."

I must be willing to give up what I am in order to become what I will be. Albert Einstein

Pretty much!

So funny.

Kerry probably should not

screw with Vlad, the former KGB Colonel with a special appetite for getting back at people that do screw with him. Putin might hook Kerry up with a European hooker with the clap.

Tarayza wouldn't like that. Johnny might lose his yacht.