I'm being extorted, and I need protection.Submitted by ptpete25 on Sat, 03/29/2014 - 22:13
A group of known murderers has made a false claim against me for about $10,000 due on April 15. If I don't pay, they claim the authority to kidnap me, and lock me in a cage, depriving you of the enjoyment of my company. If I resist the kidnapping, they say they'll kill me.
I will gladly pay $7,000 to any person, or group, that will protect me from this gang commonly called the "Internal Revenue Service." But I would certainly need assurances that the protection will be effective.
If your first thought was "Oh Peter, you're over-dramatizing your taxes, it's not that bad." Or anything along those lines, go fuck yourself! You have your own brain, use it. Why do you let other people hijack your own cognition? That's my question.