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SPLC Adds Cliven Bundy's Cows to List of Extremist Groups

Hatewatch alert

4-15-14

The SPLC has issued an action report which identifies Cliven Bundy's cattle as a new breed of extremists and potential domesticated terrorists.

During the BLM roundups, many of these rogue cows have violently resisted law enforcement and some have even bared their large bovine testicles at government workers.

These anti government cows have been eating state grass for years while refusing to pay taxes or even recognize the jurisdiction of BLM officials.

They are known to emit flatulence in the presence of state workers and have even been seen to defecate publicly on state property -- and not clean up after themselves.

Some have committed wanton violence against minority groups like the desert tortoise species and other protected groups. Many innocent desert tortoises have been tramped underhoof in a spate of hate crimes.

SPLC hate expert Lax Nuts is quoted in the report as saying that such cows tend to move together in separatist groups and can be spotted by their disregard for federal law and their traditional gender roles.




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what's next? Pigs being added to the no-fly list?

If your cows have testicles...

you have a larger problem on your hands.

Drain the swamp!

Somebody got sent to milk the bull

Do terrorist cows tend to be male or female generally speaking?

It's a moo point, and unworthy of serious debate.

I saw the best minds of my generation, destroyed by pandas starving hysterical naked

-Allen Ginsberg

They are two of a kine.

That. sucked. Yours was good, Chris. Be like the good kine.

http://4umi.com/nietzsche/zarathustra/68
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6TkWruZ1qs&index=92&list=PL3...

"Populace above, populace below! What are 'poor' and 'rich' at present! That distinction did I unlearn,—then did I flee away further and ever further, until I came to those kine."

This is your mind on Bill3

hands down the best thing when you run out of drugs.

Get your preps together! Learn historic food storage and preservation methods and the science that makes them work now, start saving money and the future

Bill3, would you mind

if I copy this and send it out with credit to Bill3 of Daily Paul? Too funny to keep only on the Ark! lol! Wait.. I just put in a search 'SPLC Bundy Cows' and this post comes up at the top on google! lol!

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Please do!

Thanks!

I emailed it to Carol Bundy and suggested Cliven might want to read it at the big party on friday! ;)

That's incredible.

Thanks!

Sounds like

a bunch of bull to me. ; )

And

Complete and udder disregard for the rule of law!

Beware...

these cows are known to attack unsuspecting vehicles traveling down roads.

Wonder if these SPLC folk know the difference between a horse and cow?

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"Take hold of the future or the future will take hold of you." -- Patrick Dixon

metalhed19's picture

Bill3 strikes again. Nice to

Bill3 strikes again. Nice to see your still kicking, bro.

*Wisconsin Constitution* Article I, Section 25 "The people have the right to keep and bear arms for security,defense,hunting,recreation or any other law-abiding purpose"

See this? He baits you into hating him

then he pulls off the sadist cat mask to reveal....

a man so full of sweetness he can just melt your ice cream.

It's said that Messiah died for our sins. Once and for all.

Bill3 throws himself down a flight of stairs at the bottom of which is a locomotive full of pure hate and he flashes a grin and says "guys this is the easy part".

Get your preps together! Learn historic food storage and preservation methods and the science that makes them work now, start saving money and the future

hahahaha

wtf!?

-Matthew Good

Thanks,

You too

These cows are a national security threat

They cause lactose intolerance, they are herbivores, since they are free range they must be anarchists, and it's possible they might even be anti-gelatinites!

short, sweet and to the point.

That's some good humor my friend.

I saw the best minds of my generation, destroyed by pandas starving hysterical naked

-Allen Ginsberg

Hey you got a cousin?

I know this guy called Chris Kleptocowski.

He steals cows. On skis.

He's just a normal guy from a mundane nation you think you might remember hearing about but can't find on a map.

Get your preps together! Learn historic food storage and preservation methods and the science that makes them work now, start saving money and the future

I'm taking that one. 'Kukluksky' isn't offending enough

DERPs.

I saw the best minds of my generation, destroyed by pandas starving hysterical naked

-Allen Ginsberg

Kudenoughsky

is when you can't stop having too much.

It's a codified pathology.

Get your preps together! Learn historic food storage and preservation methods and the science that makes them work now, start saving money and the future

spel mutch Smuge Noystrom? ☆

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I saw the best minds of my generation, destroyed by pandas starving hysterical naked

-Allen Ginsberg

what about Chris Kapowski?

You know, the brother of that hot girl from Saved By The Bell? He used to hang out with Screech? What? No?

“With laws shall our land be built up, but with lawlessness laid waste.”
-Njal Thorgeirsson

No one is more cooler

and beloved than the one and many Chris Kaliedscopeskies

There IS no more radical hate group than the...

Southern Poverty Law Center.

Hitler's SS was made up of people who think like the SPLC.

If this organization could, I have no doubt they would use his same Nazi tactics on the many groups they hate.

"We have allowed our nation to be over-taxed, over-regulated, and overrun by bureaucrats. The founders would be ashamed of us for what we are putting up with."
-Ron Paul

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hey Bull3 the terrorist

sup

oliver chrome-well

Debbie's picture

Bump! lol

Bump! lol

Debbie

cows and cows

just doing what they can to get by.

One springing heifer was tackled by a group of BLM agents and that's when the situation went utterly wrong.

I use Blue Wave, but don't expect one of THEIR silly taglines.