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SPLC Adds Cliven Bundy's Cows to List of Extremist Groups

Hatewatch alert

4-15-14

The SPLC has issued an action report which identifies Cliven Bundy's cattle as a new breed of extremists and potential domesticated terrorists.

During the BLM roundups, many of these rogue cows have violently resisted law enforcement and some have even bared their large bovine testicles at government workers.

These anti government cows have been eating state grass for years while refusing to pay taxes or even recognize the jurisdiction of BLM officials.

They are known to emit flatulence in the presence of state workers and have even been seen to defecate publicly on state property -- and not clean up after themselves.

Some have committed wanton violence against minority groups like the desert tortoise species and other protected groups. Many innocent desert tortoises have been tramped underhoof in a spate of hate crimes.

SPLC hate expert Lax Nuts is quoted in the report as saying that such cows tend to move together in separatist groups and can be spotted by their disregard for federal law and their traditional gender roles.



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LittleWing's picture

Terrorist Cows! Claymation Version

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scawarren's picture

Good one :)

Good one :)

It is easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. – Mark Twain