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I once did this post about abducting Michael Noystrom.

You know me as Smudge Pot but i once had another name which got me banned for being an absolute maniac but one post i kinda miss is this one....

where I describe sneaking up on Michael Noystrom and abducting him and putting a black bag over his head and lovingly interrogate him like WHERE DO YOU WANT TO HAVE LUNCH? YOU WILL TELL US WHERE YOU WANT TO HAVE LUNCH and then we bring out the feather and tickle his toes until he's near about to pee his pants and then taking him to an amusement park and literlly FORCING HIM TO HAVE FUN IN PERIL OF HIS LIFE and then we put him in a bouncy-house and if he doesn't have fun then?

Then?

We just hug him to death. Like literally to death. And then we extort humanity to pay us not to. But they will pay us to hug him a bit every single day. Which will cause him to lament but just within tolerable limits.

But by this time we will have isolated and defined Jon and BigMike so...

this is literally what i think we should do. I think we should, with militant fervor, black bag these guys and show them what we really think which is to hug the living snot out of them and squish them until the jelly comes out of their ears. Does that sound like fun or what? I'm totally down.

YOU ARE FIRST BROTHERS. YOU ARE SO GOING DOWN. WE SHALL FIND YOU AND HUG THE SNOT OUT OF YOU. AND THEN I THINK WE SHALL FORCE YOU TO HAVE TEA AND FINGER SANDICHES.

MARK MY WORDS. I DO NOT ACT ALONE. IF WE DECIDE THAT YOU SHALL HAVE TEA AND FINGER SANDWICHES....

Don't think we won't do it.




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THERE ARE SO MANY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS BY IMPLICATION!

We have some major considerations to deal with here people.

For instance, darjeeling or Earl Grey? Or should we go with chammomile? Or rose hips?

If we do jasmine it has to be first-blush. Some things are worth paying for.

Can we go with jasmine or do you guys have other ideas?

Get your preps together! Learn historic food storage and preservation methods and the science that makes them work now, start saving money and the future

AND NOW WE SHALL INFLICT UPON THEM THE COMFY CHAIR.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE COMFY CHAIR

YES AND NOW WE SHALLY APPLY SOFT PILLOWS.

NOOOOOOO! MERCY! I BEG THEE TO STOP!

Get your preps together! Learn historic food storage and preservation methods and the science that makes them work now, start saving money and the future

You can run, but you can't hide!

We will find you!
You will have tea and finger sandwiches!

Smudge, that is hilarious!
And yes, I would hug the snot out of Michael!

Have a great day Smudge, you whacko bird!!!

Exercising Liberty!


America Rising.
The Constitution Stands.

"That the pen is mightier than the sword would be proven false; if I should take my sword and cut off the hand that holds the pen" - American Nomad

Michael Nystrom's picture

What are you smoking, Smudge Pot?

I'd like some of that, too.

All art is only done by the individual. The individual is all you ever have, and all schools only serve to classify their members as failures. E.H.
Michael Nystrom's picture

Seriously! I want some!

:)

But in all seriousness, I appreciate the sentiment, and the long distance love.

All art is only done by the individual. The individual is all you ever have, and all schools only serve to classify their members as failures. E.H.

I think it's sage!

I really needed some humor this morning and Smudge delivered!
And I loved your response! :-)

We always kid the ones we love!
I've got love for both of you, my brothers.

Awesomeness!

Exercising Liberty!


America Rising.
The Constitution Stands.

"That the pen is mightier than the sword would be proven false; if I should take my sword and cut off the hand that holds the pen" - American Nomad