I once did this post about abducting Michael Noystrom.Submitted by Smudge Pot on Thu, 04/17/2014 - 05:38
You know me as Smudge Pot but i once had another name which got me banned for being an absolute maniac but one post i kinda miss is this one....
where I describe sneaking up on Michael Noystrom and abducting him and putting a black bag over his head and lovingly interrogate him like WHERE DO YOU WANT TO HAVE LUNCH? YOU WILL TELL US WHERE YOU WANT TO HAVE LUNCH and then we bring out the feather and tickle his toes until he's near about to pee his pants and then taking him to an amusement park and literlly FORCING HIM TO HAVE FUN IN PERIL OF HIS LIFE and then we put him in a bouncy-house and if he doesn't have fun then?
We just hug him to death. Like literally to death. And then we extort humanity to pay us not to. But they will pay us to hug him a bit every single day. Which will cause him to lament but just within tolerable limits.
But by this time we will have isolated and defined Jon and BigMike so...
this is literally what i think we should do. I think we should, with militant fervor, black bag these guys and show them what we really think which is to hug the living snot out of them and squish them until the jelly comes out of their ears. Does that sound like fun or what? I'm totally down.
YOU ARE FIRST BROTHERS. YOU ARE SO GOING DOWN. WE SHALL FIND YOU AND HUG THE SNOT OUT OF YOU. AND THEN I THINK WE SHALL FORCE YOU TO HAVE TEA AND FINGER SANDICHES.
MARK MY WORDS. I DO NOT ACT ALONE. IF WE DECIDE THAT YOU SHALL HAVE TEA AND FINGER SANDWICHES....
Don't think we won't do it.