Marlboro and my wife!Submitted by The Pen on Thu, 05/01/2014 - 00:49
So let me just say I am sort of stunned at what my wife received in the mail today. She has been harassed by Marlboro for years and she does not smoke cigarettes. Today she actually received an ashtray with her initials in it as it is her birthday May 11th. Please keep in mind that she does not smoke and has NEVER contributed to the growth and market of Marlboro and their stems of death. They also sent instructions, yes instructions on how to clean the silicon/rubber ashtray?!
The funniest thing about the whole delivery was this disclaimer, provided on a separate piece of paper: "Nothing about our cigarettes or packaging, including color, should be interpreted to mean that any cigarette is safer than any other cigarette. Nothing about our cigarettes will help you quit smoking [them]."
Let me repeat, "Nothing about out cigarettes will help you quit smoking."
Yes Marlboro, please continue to solicit my wife, mother of two small children to pick up the horrific and tragic habit of inhaling deadly chemicals so she can leave them all the sooner, while involuntarily demonstrating how important it is to become a smoker of the chemicals that will someday end your life.
This is what we're up against!
Peace and Love always.