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Doesn't surprise the Daily Paul, Mitt Romney thinking about running for POTUS as a DEM.

WASHINGTON – CBS’ Bob Schieffer announced on his Sunday morning program “Face the Nation” that Mitt Romney, the 2012 Republican Presidential candidate, may enter the race for President in 2016, this time running as a Democrat.

“I have a source that told me that if Jeb Bush decides not to run, that Mitt Romney may actually try it again,” Schieffer said. “Only this time he’s gonna go for it from the other side of the aisle.”

Schieffer’s source turned out to be Mitt Romney himself, who later gave reporters a number of reasons why he felt he would be a good fit for the Democratic nomination should he choose to run for President again. “For one thing, I was Governor of a very blue state,” he explained. “Also, I was pro-choice in the past and certainly could be again. And then, of course, there’s how I personally paved the way for the increasingly popular national healthcare policy that I like to call Nationwide Romneycare.”


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....wait, I just had an epiphany. Comdeians will shortly be out of a job because reality is starting to look more and more like comedy EVERY FREAKING DAY!

I am so tired of satire

At least in its modern form. It gets people accustomed to disregarding shocking news so that when the truly shocking happens, nobody notices, nobody cares, and nobody shares.

Good satire doesn't get confused with real news because they capitalize on absurdity. Consider the classic example of Candlemaker's Petition, my favorite satire of all time. It's the absurdity that makes its point.


Candidates do change parties. Romney does adhere to Democrat ways of thinking. So writing that he became a democrat isn't satire, it's just lying. It's not helpful and it's not funny. It's just annoying.

The fake news is really getting old.

True, but it actually was

True, but it actually was Romney being fake in 2011-12 (and throughout his career) rather than this "news" story being fake.

"Villains wear many masks, but none as dangerous as the mask of virtue." - Washington Irvin


My favorite Romney moment, is from the day after the election, someone posted a video of Rmoney pumping his own gas and looking....like a L O S E R !

Rmoney could run as a republican, democrat, libertarian, green party, or an effin whig! He would still L O S E !

Please tag

It's good, but I hope you can tag it as Humor, so that it doesn't reduce the legitimacy of other posted articles.

Michael Nystrom's fists can punch through FUD.

Ok that was a joke but this wasn't

It's a joke people.

That Newslo is like The Onion...

Postal Workers Print Protest Signs at Staples to Protest Staples

Rep. Grimm: My Federal Indictment Will Help Me Relate to My Constituents

Florida Shooter Michael Dunn Sentenced to 60 Years Torture by Rap Music

And to think Romney was the GOP's first choice over Dr. Paul.

No wonder the GOP is so screwed up!!!!!!!!

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Almost fell out of my chair laughing

I pee'd a little.

He used to be flip flop Mit...

Now he's flip flop flippity flop Mit.

I posted on the DP during the national 2012 Republican convention when every mainstream Rino was swearing up and down that Fippity Flop was a conservative...while the rest of us were praying for a Ron Paul nomination and a chance to save our country.

serious question

Is this a joke?

"It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a rEVOLution before tomorrow morning." - Henry Ford

bigmikedude's picture

It's apparently satire.

Look at the story.

Click "Show Facts"

I like...

Democrats too.

'Sup, Mitt? I voted for Ron

'Sup, Mitt? I voted for Ron in the primary, and Goode/Clymer 2012 in the General. Hurts?

meekandmild's picture

He won't do no better as a D as he did as an R.


they have to get someone who

they have to get someone who won't try to prosecute the idiot in there now.

shouldn't this be under "humor"?


"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know Peace." - Jimi Hendrix