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Santorum to Target Uranus In Early Bid for GOP Nomination

In what strategists are calling a bold and unusual move, Rick Santorum plans to jump start the race for the 2016 GOP nomination by targeting Uranus.

"People always point to Iowa as the first step. But, for me, the first step is going to be Uranus. It's essential for me to get first dibs on Uranus, before anyone else gets there. We must not let the cultural decline and moral relativism of our modern society to reach the unsoiled shores of Uranus. That's why I believe I have a great chance get my message to Uranus before anyone else," explained the socially conservative former senator from Pennsylvania.

Santorum hopes to hit all the major stops on his way to Uranus and has planned an extensive tour around Uranus once there. Even more surprising is the fact that he has decided go it alone.

"I don't need any help. I know my message is on point and I know what I am after. The only thing I will be bringing is my sweater vest."

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Maybe Santorum Ought To Target His OWN Anus

lol..

Clean up your own anus first then you will see clearly enough ~ Scripture according to emalvini

What do Santorum and Starship Enterprise have in common?

They fly around Uranus looking for Klingons.

He will grow fruit there

And he will sell it's juices on the market as "Santorum's Uranus Juice" with and with pulp.

The gubmint belongs in your

The gubmint belongs in your bedroom and in uranus.

Was this a personal letter to you?

You could offer up Chris Bandonkadonksy and see if he bites.

"I'm Ron Paul." - Ron Paul

Ed

The world would be a better place if Santorum's aggression was limited to Uranus.

BILL3

From what I hear, Uranus has had many visitors and should be experienced enough to keep Santorum busy for a long time.

“With laws shall our land be built up, but with lawlessness laid waste.”
-Njal Thorgeirsson

You must know that

Uranus is a busy place, absolutely abuzz with activity and worn out from the constant coming and going.

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Will he be launching from Jamaica's moon base?

Would make sense to start at the moon and chart out the best course for a 'Uranus shot.'

http://www.dailypaul.com/301432/in-other-news?page=1#comment...

Pandas eat bugs.

Santorum's 2016 Presidential run-for the Uranus vote

Sounds good to me! I have no problem with the dumb jerk campaigning on a road to Uranus. I have a BIG problem with his return.

Maybe we can pay Uranus to keep him there. He is no use to them-but he isn't any good to us either...LMAO!

If he is lonely, we can send him Sarah Palin, John McCain, and Lindsay Graham for company. I don't know what good those damn fools can do for Uranus, but at least they'll be rendered harmless for us here on Earth.

OK!! One can dream, can't one?

"The worst thing that can happen to a good cause is not to be attacked successfully, it is to be defended badly". F. Bastiat

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, finally they attack you, and then you win"! Mohandas Gandhi

Watching a science program

recently - I finally found out how to properly pronounce Uranus.

Ura·nus noun \ˈyu̇r-ə-nəs, yu̇-ˈrā-\

Here's the audio pronuncition: http://www.merriam-webster.com/audio.php?file=uranus02&word=...

The law cannot make a wicked person virtuous…God’s grace alone can accomplish such a thing.
Ron Paul - The Revolution

Setting a good example is a far better way to spread ideals than through force of arms. Ron Paul

NOT MY ANUS!

NOT MYANUS!

What is this - the yliaD Santorum?

(((Shudder))))

Pandas eat bugs.

Oh yeah 'Cuda....that's right!

Some snarky jagoff in a sweater vest targeting Uranus.
Try not to make any eye contact....!

That's right! I said jagoff!
I'm from Pittsburgh, so it's grandfathered in!

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