Who is guilty on NAP?Submitted by Molusk on Tue, 06/17/2014 - 23:11
Sue claims Bob raped her and stabs Bob in revenge.
Is Sue guilty or innocent?
Jones thinks Sue lied and is guilty, so hits Sue with a shovel to avenge Bob.
Fred, Bob's nephew, feels that Jones murdered Bob, and goes up behind Jones with a Trident and before he lets the tri-pronged instrument sink in...
Elvis shoots him in the back, to defend Jones from aggression.
Mark, Lou and Zerububbel Form a three person drumhead court to judge Elvis, who they captured holed up in an abandoned icecream truck outisde of Reno. They string him up from the nearest neon sign, and depart to their homes.
A rogue branch of the salvation army that dishes out hard justice decides this three person court was a mere lynch mob and hunts each of its parties down on bounty from the family of Elvis.
The family of Elvis and this rogue unit of the salvation army are deemed terrorists by the politician/warlord General Butt Naked, who convenes a task force to capture them for war crimes.
The entire salvation army unit, and even other units, are massacred on the absentia judgement of General Butt Naked's war crimes tribunal.
Who is guilty?
Everyone? No one?