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Neocons Declare War On History

Following Fox News anchoress Megyn Kelly's inflammatory remarks to former President Dick Cheney about him being on the wrong side of history over Iraq, the American Heritage Foundation has issued a stern rebuke and warning to History in 68 page policy paper.

According to the paper, History has been escalating its provocations and generally belligerent stance towards America and the rest of the free world (America's territories), with its constant contrary and obstructive acts toward the New American Century.

The paper outlines the long running crimes of History and its overall anti-democratic ways, with a thorough listing of tyrants and injustices. William Kristol has penned a harsh threat toward history in the concluding paragraphs, saying "If I could invent a time machine and travel back to every period of history to wreak havoc, overturning the established order and impose democracy, I would not hesitate to do so. Don't underestimate America's capacity to build a time machine."

History made no comment, not wanting to repeat itself, but knowing it would.

In other news, Charles Krauthammer strapped Chris Christie into the riggings of his wheel chair and gave him a smart crack of the whip ahead of the 2016 Republican primaries.


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Billington Strikes Back :)

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Neocons Declare War on History...

Neocons (once again) declare war on history-and sanity-and LOSE!

Where does that leave the rest of us?

How much longer is foreign policy, military policy, and counterterrorism policy, or whatever is left of them, going to remain in the hands of those irresponsible, stupid, and often fanatical crazies?

"The worst thing that can happen to a good cause is not to be attacked successfully, it is to be defended badly". F. Bastiat

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, finally they attack you, and then you win"! Mohandas Gandhi

until jesus christ

and an army of avenging angels destroy them... with laser beams.

either that or until their deranged ideology has crumbled the edifice of state beneath them to the point that they can't collect productive output from the supposed citizens beneath them.

you have to take a wait and see approach.



Andrew Napolitano for President 2016!

"Patriotism should come from loving thy neighbor, not from worshiping Graven images." - ironman77

It's a wash. As much as I

It's a wash. As much as I hated the title of your What We All Believe post, I love this one. Outstanding.

10-15 million more voters need to believe in non-interventionism (liberty) at home and abroad to change America. Minds changed on Syria. Minds changing on privacy. "Printing money" is part of the dialogue. Win minds through focus, strategy.

Neocons and their hysterical

Neocons and their hysterical Historicism, hilarious Hegelism, and too funny for words Trotskyism.

"The United States can pay any debt it has because we can always print money to do that." — Alan Greenspan

just remember bill....

more americans trust smudge pot news

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Was the Heritage Foundation paper authored by Winston Smith?

Nice post, Bill3.

Good Satire!

Good Satire!


Neoconservatives have been calling for an "end of history" since Fukuyama's famous essay in 1989.

in his golden years

it will be solace to francis that his essay made history. on that day, he will rejoin humanity.


Yeah! That's exactly how they roll.

"Don't let what actually happened get in the way of our truth!"

That's what Bolton tried

on Meghyn Kelly the other night; no, we can't look back, we have to look at he situation now...how convenient.