Neocons Declare War On HistorySubmitted by Molusk on Thu, 06/19/2014 - 21:38
Following Fox News anchoress Megyn Kelly's inflammatory remarks to former President Dick Cheney about him being on the wrong side of history over Iraq, the American Heritage Foundation has issued a stern rebuke and warning to History in 68 page policy paper.
According to the paper, History has been escalating its provocations and generally belligerent stance towards America and the rest of the free world (America's territories), with its constant contrary and obstructive acts toward the New American Century.
The paper outlines the long running crimes of History and its overall anti-democratic ways, with a thorough listing of tyrants and injustices. William Kristol has penned a harsh threat toward history in the concluding paragraphs, saying "If I could invent a time machine and travel back to every period of history to wreak havoc, overturning the established order and impose democracy, I would not hesitate to do so. Don't underestimate America's capacity to build a time machine."
History made no comment, not wanting to repeat itself, but knowing it would.
In other news, Charles Krauthammer strapped Chris Christie into the riggings of his wheel chair and gave him a smart crack of the whip ahead of the 2016 Republican primaries.
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