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The Man Who Gave Up Sex For Golf

The Man Who Gave Up Sex For Golf

A golfer is in a competitive match with a
friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes.

"Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt,"the golfer mumbles to himself.

Just then, a stranger walks up beside
him and whispers, "Would you b, willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"

Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen, so he says, "Sure," and sinks the putt.

Two holes later, he mumbles to
himself again, "Gee, I sure would
like to get an eagle on this one."

The same stranger is at his side again
and whispers, "Would it be worth
giving up another fourth of your sex life?"

Shrugging, the golfer replies,
"Okay." And he makes an eagle.

On the final hole, the golfer
needs another eagle to win.

Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his side and says, "Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?"

"Definitely," the golfer replies,
and he makes the eagle.

As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks alongside him and says, "I haven't really been fair with you because you don't know who I am. I'm Satan, & from this
day forward you will have no sex life."

"Nice to meet you, "the golfer replies,
"I'm Father O'Malley."

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Cyril's picture

Cute one. Joke could be fun too, if the man is Nikola Tesla. ;)

Cute one. Joke could be fun too, if the man is Nikola Tesla. ;)

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.


"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

I bet Satan was ticked when

I bet Satan was ticked when he figured out he removed temptation from somebody. Lol!


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Ron Paul on his son Rand Paul:
"he does a lot of things similarly, but I think he does everything better. Than I have done over the years,"


tell that to the Altar boys.

I'd rather have a bottle in front o' me than a frontal lobotomy

Do you know how to get a catholic school girl pregnant?

Dress her up as an alter boy!