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An old country preacher

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men his age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed four objects on his study table:

1. A Bible...
2. A silver dollar...
3. A bottle of whiskey...
4. And a girlie magazine.

'I'll just hide behind the door,' the old preacher said to himself. 'When he comes home from school today,' 'I'll see which object he picks up.'

If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be!

If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a business man, and that would be okay, too.

But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum, and Lord, what a shame that would be.

And worst of all if he picks up that magazine he's going to be a skirt-chasing womanizer.'

The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's foot-steps as he entered the house whistling and headed for his room.

The boy tossed his books on the bed and turned to leave the room. Then he spotted the objects on the table, and walked over to inspect them. Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink, while he admired the magazine's centerfold.

'Lord have mercy,' the old preacher moaned. 'He's gonna run for Congress.'



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Brother Dave Gardner

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Once again, reality overcomes the joke quite easily.

Once again, reality overcomes the joke quite easily.

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

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"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

Kind of like

the kid.

Not sure what that says about politicians.

House Majority Leader

To be specific.