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Daily Paul Weekly Photo Caption #2

So, here is the continuation of the caption game. Post a caption on this photo and I shall choose which I think is the funniest come Saturday. The one I choose gets to repeat this task with an image of their choosing on Sunday and a winner of their choosing the following Saturday. PLEASE! By captioning you are agreeing to continue the game by posting a photo if you win. Failure to do so will result in an automatic vote being cast for a Democrat or RINO in your name.



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One more! 'Cause it's fun!



"After selecting the frontal and the anterior lobe and getting the error,
I then selected the posterior which showed the brain firmly lodged in her colon."

Liberty!


America Rising.
The Constitution Stands.

"That the pen is mightier than the sword would be proven false; if I should take my sword and cut off the hand that holds the pen" - American Nomad

Alternate Entry...

From the Photoshop Support Team:

"Turn on Layers to expose hidden objects."

Liberty!


America Rising.
The Constitution Stands.

"That the pen is mightier than the sword would be proven false; if I should take my sword and cut off the hand that holds the pen" - American Nomad

Ginger Soul Sucker 3000

Machine Results.

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Cannot open file: "C:\Hillary_Clint\liberty\constitution.exe"
One or more files in this directory may be corrupted.

Press "OK" to scan for Wall_St virus and reboot.

Press "Cancel" to continue to printer dialogue.

Andrew Napolitano for President 2016!
http://andrewnapolitano.com/index

"Patriotism should come from loving thy neighbor, not from worshiping Graven images." - ironman77

Sorry for the late notice

But you are our official winner for last week's contest. Congratulations!

Not a caption, but

"Failure to [continue the game] will result in an automatic vote being cast for a Democrat or RINO in your name." I just wanted to clarify that this is absolutely true. Unfortunately, it is built in to the programming of the PVC 2000 - even without the NVC attachment. So play along, and please DON'T let Hillary Clinton win the Republican nomination in 2016.

Andrew Napolitano for President 2016!
http://andrewnapolitano.com/index

"Patriotism should come from loving thy neighbor, not from worshiping Graven images." - ironman77

Control/Alt/Delete.

End Process Tree.


Liberty Rising.


America Rising.
The Constitution Stands.

"That the pen is mightier than the sword would be proven false; if I should take my sword and cut off the hand that holds the pen" - American Nomad

. . .

Dear Hillary,

We are unable to use the following picture on the cover of your new book "Hard Choices" because this error keeps reoccurring and cannot be removed. Your book should flop regardless so we will find a replacement picture for your approval.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

Sincerely,

S&S Publishing Team

Hey Kids.....

Its Howdy Doody time!

"A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself within" W. Durant

Hillary's Brain

"What does it matter" if she lacks brain matter?

Partition unloadable...

Reboot from external media. [If all else fails try a floppy.]

I would like to take a moment to thank everybody for playing

And probably ruining my weekend while I wade through and then try to pick the "best" caption. How do you pick between the solid gold that is pouring in?

How do you pick..?

I just realized that the winner has to post next week. That's why I didn't participate last week. I was being a reluctant curmudgeon. This week is too fun. It broke me. I was compelled. At first I was thinking, "Well crap! This image already has a caption built in!" Again I started as the curmudgeon. It took me about sixty seconds to accept and then actually enjoy creating a caption for an image with a caption. Kudos, very cool! I created a complementary caption, it was my first and remains my favorite. Blew me away a little that someone actually downvoted it. Oh well, probably the competition.

Anyway, my busy mind swung into action with the strange thought that I could possibly win and be obliged to post next week. Of course I first thought of an image, but then figured that I would defer judgment for "winner" back to congress. I'd simply post that the caption with the highest upvote count would be declared winner. I would only pass judgment in breaking any ties. You could start that this week at your own discretion. You could even post a runoff in the case of a tie, but that might screw up or cut into the weekly schedule. Just thoughts, have fun, great pic!

I would imagine that the

I would imagine that the selection of a winner (use of upvotes included) would be up to each picture poster's discretion.

Andrew Napolitano for President 2016!
http://andrewnapolitano.com/index

"Patriotism should come from loving thy neighbor, not from worshiping Graven images." - ironman77

Good ideas all around

But I think part of the fun is to see how the "judge" picks as well as empowering the winner to choose as they see fit. Anyhow, we'll see how it goes. I'm pretty sure that even if I don't choose the post with the highest up-vote count the one I do pick will have a good score none the less. :) Cheers!

PS - I have a good computer background and this so reminded me of the worse error I ever got, "the operation has completed successfully", that I had to choose it. Well, that and how accurate it is. :)

"fun is to see how the "judge" picks"

I'm with ya on that, part of the torch that's passed. You seemed potentially reticent in your comment, so I was just providing a possible out. :D

I'm with Rebel Poet actually. Go to town!

Mostly lack of coffee

If my post comes before noon and I sound like a drunken squid with a Dirty Hungarian Phrase Book then I'm lacking coffee. If it is afternoon then I have no excuse. :)

"Your Ad Here"

..

Simple

Was my second choice

So accurate while being so funny. Makes you want to cry; really.

if you are referring to "your ad here"

thanks!
worked in a studio control room during some public broadcasted trials where we had to fuzz-blot-out the witnesses faces..
privately, we CG'd different 'texts' over the blot-outs (visible only to studio crew) for comic relief during some long-ass, boring coverage.
:)

Yes I was

And that is hilarious. Did you guys ever screw up and make those texts visible to the viewers?

A co-worker of mine did stuff like that when I worked in VR simulations and immersion. He'd put different objects at the origin of the avatar's head; basically center of the head where it shouldn't ever be seen. Yea, then one day some news lady taking a tour in the tracker walked through her partner's head and ran smack into the spider model. Screaming and hilarity ensued ... and then all of the little "easter eggs" had to be removed.

screw up? TG, no!

not saying it could't happen, but it would of taken a chain of 3 operators to 'go live' with it and some of the texts were uh...well, TG, no.

"SOLD"

In bold red letters across her forehead.

Or

For Rent

And number three you be

:)

notice:

Clearance sale ended early due to depleted inventory.

first and final attempt to

first and final attempt to get answers on Benghazi unsuccessful.

proverbs 20:15
There is gold, and an abundance of jewels;
But the lips of knowledge are a more precious thing.

space

(neither nor)

"Could not complete the Paste command because no area has been selected."