Special Olympics Volunteer Pole Vaults Over Vintage Volkswagen Bus With Giant Inflatable Whale Penis! Now Upvote Me!Submitted by niijii on Wed, 07/02/2014 - 23:26
Really, what does a whale penis look like? Is this question relevant to anything? Most likely not. I can ask questions, and, like the results of the most recent World Cup soccer game, they seem irrelevant. Seriously. Who watches those games? I work with people (who call themselves men) that watch sports year round, who, after an eight hour shift, bow down before their fifty-two inch Love Platter, (with a bottle of num-num and a hefty bag of Cheetos, only to grease the remote control in an uncontrolled exhibition of ecstasy while the thirteen year old child in the adjoining room sends sext-messages to an oilfield worker somewhere in the middle east).
I guess I simply have poor judgement when it comes to either title or content. If you are reading this with the expectation that there is some deranged misanthrope somewhere who works with challenged kids stroking his or her ego with a giant, inflatable whale penis, sorry. Or not.
Now back to your regular programing.