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This is "conservative"...stuck on stupid.

Have you noticed more if not less diesel pickup trucks spewing black smoke lately?

Turns out, "rolling coal" is a new political symbol to tell Obama and "environmentalist liberal pansies" to f*ck off. And everybody else in their vicinity it seems.

If you see a Subaru with hippy stickers on the road, COAL ROLL 'EM. If you see a bunch of pretty young ladies in a convertable Jetta, honk your horn, shout SHOW YER TITS and COAL ROLL 'EM.

And you just wish I was joking.

And iffn you see one of them faggity Toy-yoty Prius thangs? You COAL ROLL THEM REAL GOOD.

Leaving a fine, greasy particulate over every living thing in that location marks your territory. Little bunnies, un-observant birds, tender flowers and kids on tricycles, just COAL ROLL 'EM ALL HAW HAW! Their parents probably voted for Obama.

What's really good is they are now getting together in Coal Rolls where they basically get in a parade and COAL ROLL THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYBODY INCLUDING EACH OTHER. Cause real men just eat carcinogens for breakfast. Right before or after pinching a deuce. All over America.

Cause nothing says I love you like asphyxiation.

Yeah baby. Eat my diesel. You know you love it.

So that's "conservative" now right? I guess it follows. We're an increasingly destructive nation and it seems a modern interpretation of freedom is the freedom to wreck the shizz out of anything we see. It don't matter what we leave behind as a planet for future generations, SCREW 'EM! It's about FREEDOM BABY. And the freedom to doff your hat and blubber like a baby during the Star Spangled Banner at baseball games and 4th of July which was supposed to commemorate a war of independence but now includes a celebration of every war since, most of which were wars of oppression and which denied freedom and self determination to people all over this world.

How ironic it's called Coal Rolling, perhaps this is a self-conscious nod to history: coal powered fleets sailed the oceans blue to support our growing global military empire and now oil does. There's a certain continuity of stupid history at work here that's as poetic as it is tragic.

Don't believe me? Fortunately they got more stupid at:

And they got more more stupid at:

And there ain't no limit to the stupid they got on youtube. But this you already knew.

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What is "conservative" about giving someone..

a LIBERAL dose of soot?

The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.
Friedrich Nietzsche

You reap what you sow.

Mind you I'm not about to participate in such activity , but who the hell can blame them. Not me.

Or isn't fifteen years of lies, deception , fraud, and verbal abuse enough to cause a certain pushback?

What the hell did you expect from nominals and worldly conservatives: a sweet thank you note on paisley stationary scented with Patchouli Oil?

Worse yet: I haven't signed in in a month but I read everyday; but your post just needed a good slap!

Drew, by the very grace of GOD through the blood of Christ Jesus.
"there shall come after us men whom shall garner great wealth using our system, and having done so shall seek to slam the door of prosperity behind them." George Washington

The whole "spewing crap for

The whole "spewing crap for the helluvit" thing is pretty childish. But all the global warming hysteria is off the charts! It's kind of like the big "F YOU" to the enviro zombies!
Not very good public relations, though.

There are some dudes

in my neighborhood who would love to do this, but I doubt they'd learn who Obama is or a new word like "evironmen...wanna race backwards?" to give themselves an excuse. They'd just do it.

Defend Liberty!

being a f***in a**hole is generally a liberal imposition

Huh? What's so conservative about driving a pick-up and being a f***in a**hole? That is generally a liberal imposition.

In fact, the majority of total dipsh**s who've swerved on me, tailgated me, and cut me off have driven pickups, with or without black smoke. I never considered them smart enough to hold political opinion of any sort.

Most conservatives I know drive sedans. Co**sucking f***ing a**holes drive the pickups.

"Cowards & idiots can come along for the ride but they gotta sit in the back seat!"

Conservative is as conservative .... Wha??

Conservatives are in the news daily now. I side with Rand in her "Conservatism: An Obituary." Terms have to be defined and as yet I still don't know what or who a conservative is. I find it very difficult
to criticize what isn't defined. Is Gingrich a conservative, or Romney, or Santorum, or Clint Eastwood, or Ron Paul, or Chris Christie, or Boehner, or McConnell, or Bob Dole?? They have all been called a conservative at one time of another, yet their ideas range from statist, Bob Dole, to the libertarian Ron Paul.

I prefer libertarian, but with common usage even that term is being muddled. Greg Gutfeld of FOX's REd Eye is a self described libertarian, but I find Jonathan Hoenig of Cashin' In to be a libertarian in the truer sense. On the World's smallest Political Quiz Gutfeld would be more of a centrist and Hoenig would score a 100 as a libertarian.

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Agreed! Gutfeld is more of a

Agreed! Gutfeld is more of a NeoCon. Hoenig always makes me laugh when he gets animated. Very passionate about freedom!

You know what has gotten way

You know what has gotten way out of hand? This prank culture on Youtube. Sure some of it is legitimately funny, but most of it is unbelievably dangerous, rude, and extremely childish.

The big trend now is for these guys to go into black neighborhoods and prank people there. You've got Arab kids in NYC going into black neighborhoods messing with people there for a laugh... what can go wrong, yeah? http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOckShow

It's Jackass 3.0 and it's getting out of control. I won't be surprised when politicians and bureaucrats try to ban it. Moreover, it will be a backdoor to squash videoing and/or free speech.

It's freedom, not freedumb, but sadly the masses don't understand this because the public education system has dumbed them down so much.

No, public education simply teaches them to obey

Remember, public education is all about green this and preserve that. Displace thousands out of their homes to save a dozen owls? You betcha! Need power? Not if it's going to be coal.

No, it is the parents, or lack there of, that churns out these losers. I'm 37 and my dad would still whoop the stupid out of me if he caught me doing anything THIS moronic. I was taught to ALWAYS clean up after myself when out and NEVER litter. Take care of the land because it is, in fact, your home. Too many people, however, see it as somebody else's problem.

Foster the image

Now that's what I call "fostering the image" of being a true down south redneck...If that wasn't staged with the cute girl in the first segment...Man, you blew it big time, she looked nice, you should had asked your friend to (take one for the team),do you a favor and get out of the truck while you ask the babe "what's the chance I can get to know you better?".
Let me see...."Blow smoke with my friend Bubba" or "Blow smoke with a nice girl"???? Wow...this is an instant no-brainer.
Dumb and Dumber here for sure.
I don't understand what's wrong with young people nowadays?
Geez Man, You really blew it with the girl.
Don't you know what's important in life?

Even if

10% of the diesels on the road did this it would still amount to nothing as far as pollution. I'm not sure exactly how it works but I would guess they are just dumping fuel at wide open throttle so I doubt it has anything to do with coal. As far as angering the EPA, they are going to pass their laws regardless, no different than the gun grabbers. I say if you feel like pumping a few puffs of smoke out to piss off some stupid liberal in a prius and are willing to risk your engine...have fun.

"Endless money forms the sinews of war." - Cicero, www.freedomshift.blogspot.com

and if you wanna hit up a liberal breakfast joint

stink up the bathroom, don't wash your hands and make a point of paying in well handled cash, yeah hey what the heck, have some fun and hit all the libs with a dose of dissentary cause know what? God made them to get run over by trucks and pissed on, THIS IS EFFIN AMERICA AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT LEAVE.

That's what you say as you walk out of their restaurant. After not tipping the waitress. Cause it's not about winning hearts and minds it's about blowing farts and hinds.

And as you tear up their driveway in your Desert StormBurger pickemup truck and COAL ROLL 'EM ALL, just think about how cool that Gadsden flag sticker on your tailgate makes you look.

Now that's fighting for liberty down-home style ain't it there Tex? Sorry you just kinda seem like you might be Texan.

Only thing bigger than you and your belt buckle is your hat.

Most of those who think so actually don't and most of those who think sew actually rip.

what's with all the hate for Texas?

I don't drive a diesel truck with smoke stacks, where a cowboy hat, or act like an arrogant asshole....

proverbs 20:15
There is gold, and an abundance of jewels;
But the lips of knowledge are a more precious thing.

Most Texans don't

Not even the "deep south" variety.

I'd beg your pardon for that

this is all tongue in cheek. Just kinda sticking with the "yee-haw" tone of the piece.

Most of those who think so actually don't and most of those who think sew actually rip.

all good, understandable.

by the way, I do have a diesel truck with smoke stacks....


proverbs 20:15
There is gold, and an abundance of jewels;
But the lips of knowledge are a more precious thing.

boom i want you to know i downvoted myself

in solidarity with you.

Most of those who think so actually don't and most of those who think sew actually rip.


I lived the first 30 years or so of my life in NY and I can assure you that I've never been called tex before. My belt buckles always came with my belts and were never much wider than it. I can admit to stinking up a few bathrooms but it had little to do with anyone's political affiliations. Not a big fan of hats.

"Endless money forms the sinews of war." - Cicero, www.freedomshift.blogspot.com

This is actual pollution.

If there are any liberals out there take a look. This is literally just spraying soot everywhere.


This is the coal industry doing its work. Marketing.

A few executives that don't like losing their paychecks and a bunch of employees who are afraid to switch jobs/careers should the coal industry collapse.

Freedom does allow people to be stupid but it doesn't prevent them from being criticized. Now when they get criticized they'll get defensive and the "people divide" will grow.

I understand the uses of coal, I'm no pansy. But I'm not an idiot either and I prefer clean mountain air over shit toxic air.

i'm a bit of a diesel advocate

and fug these A-holes.

All I have to say is EGR / DPF delete if you don't want a blown up truck. Idiot politicians have no idea how much energy and money they have wasted in all the engine replacements. They are so worried about carbon and don't realize they just put twice as much out if you factor the carbon costs of manufacturing new engines that didn't need to blow up in the first place.

Diesel gets better gas mileage. Diesel engines can run on all kinds of stuff. Including algae or waste oil biodiesel.

There are some diesel VW's that destroy Priuses in gas mileage. And that's without an econ tune.

Hydrogen is also a building block of life...

Now, go drink a pint of benzene. (Six carbon atoms and six hydrogen atoms, so it must be safe).

Reformed neocon


that made me laugh

but isn't this meant as a reply to a couple comments below.


I remember a few years ago when gas prices were exploding (more than usual) and people would call up to Rush Limbaugh's show and be like "A fine, gas-guzzling hummer driving DITTO's to YOU RUSH!" And he'd be like "OOOOH yeeea! You show those enviro-nazi's"......happened all the time.

It was soooo stupid back then and it's even more stupid now.

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Yeah, this is really stupid.

I'm a card-carrying paleo-conservative with a love for the 2nd amendment. If somebody coal rolled me and stuck around long enough, I'd be tempted to shoot out both of their back tires.

“My attitude toward progress has passed from antagonism to boredom. I have long ceased to argue with people who prefer Thursday to Wednesday because it is Thursday.” - G.K. Chesterton

It's just soot...carbon. Stop

It's just soot...carbon. Stop crying. Carbon is not a poison. It's a building block of life. This assault on carbon is an assault on life. Period.

Please come join my forum if you're not a trendy and agree with my points of view.

the soot is only

...part of the annoyance, ignorant adults acting like petulant children is the other part of annoyance.

Yes. Trucks like that are

Yes. Trucks like that are annoying in and of themselves. I don't know why people think it's cool to drive around what is basically farm equipment.

Please come join my forum if you're not a trendy and agree with my points of view.

Wow - a new level of stupid.

If they want to do it with willing participants that's fine, but to innocent bystanders - then that's borderline assault... especially the young lady, she had no protection.

No, these guys are not conservatives - they are just a s s holes.

That reminds me...

I need to check the oil on my Cummins Turbo Diesel!