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My nightly flirt session.

After more than once seeing the guys around here drooling over Adam Kokesh's ex, and commenting on where they can find an attractive liberty loving woman, I thought this might be a fun thread to start.

For the sake of full disclosure, I am a married man and not available, no matter how good I look when I slowly bend over to pick up a quarter off the ground.

The DP is probably not an even mix of men and women, more likely a sausage fest, but user names are deceptive. So not me, but who here is single and ready to mingle?

Do you like long walks and discussing the trilateral commission? The only thing worse than being sprayed by chemtrails, is being sprayed by chemtrails and not having anyone to share it with.

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Funny how it was grown from simple continuation.

dwalters' original comment stopped me in my tracks. I took him to be serious, yet my jaw was no less to the floor. All I could see was sperm. I kept staring at it trying to figure it out. My mind was locked in already though, so my only options were 1)is the whole thing one sperm cell? 2)is it many sperm wriggling toward the ovum? 3) perhaps the "a" inside the circle there, is a sign of growth, and hey look! there actually is a small breach on the circle, OMG it's actually beyond imminent!

If any of those actually were the case for that symbol, number 3 actually makes the most sense to me. By the time the chat participant can offer such a gesture, he has already breached the chat room, he's in.

I'm quite enjoying your breaching of my day with Jorma. 1)Great song, and I haven't heard it for eons. 2)Sure fits and expands the theme in my head that to symbolize "Howdy!" with sperm makes sense. We continually breach each other's physical, mental, and spiritual spaces throughout our day, every day. It's a mighty good thing. The principle of fertilization is actually difficult to not see in most circumstance. "Embryonic Journey" reminds me that whatever I see myself as in this life [man, father, janitor, cook, friend, etc.], that ultimately I'm probably just an embryo preparing to be birthed into the next, each lifespan being a gestation period for the next, as we continually move from room to room, womb to womb.

Jenny's comment is oddly just as aural as yours. I think she pegged it too, the designer's intent, and it makes me laugh every time I glance at those eight simple words. I can actually hear her voice in my head, "Jesus John, I thought it was a flower." The voice literally emanates from within. Either she is a master ventriloquist, or there's been a breach.

Oh, I heard it, too. Actually, I started

hearing things with your comment. For me, the killer words were, "Hell of a way to enter a room." I then heard jrd's response - her poignant question mirroring my own, exactly. I'm sure a few of us here heard her. No ventriloquism. Just a wavelength thing. That is, except in your case, where, clearly, there's been a breach.

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the Universe.
~ John Muir

Lol @ this! Yup...still

Lol @ this! Yup...still laughing.

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Imminent Fertilization?

Jesus John, I thought it was a flower.

I wonder what it really is now.

We shouldn't flirt in this thread. That would be weird.

Upon your suggestion I'm trying to not flirt with you here,

but your comment to mingeem reminds me that in the spirit of healthy participation I really should offer up some information about myself here. Saturday is kind of a breather day for me on DP in general and a good day to reveal some of my quirks. I've been on dating sites before and found it wise to get some of the questionable stuff out there early, right up front that it doesn't spiral problematically from lack of mention. I have a mirror fetish of sorts, and you're making it hard for me right now.

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lol! A thing with mirrors!

You are so flirting with me, don't try to deny it.


I wrote that earlier when your name was "John Robb". Tell ya the truth, I eventually clicked on your profile [finding the mirror to be deeper that I had anticipated] and got a little freaked for a second when I saw that your profile still said "Chris Cudnoski" on it somewhere. For a split second I thought that Chris was pretending to be you being me. :D ...and that I had just unwittingly posted that comment to him. Sort of a 'got-me'. True story.

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Chris pretending to be me pretending to be you pretending to

be Chris pretending to be me.

How does it feel as jrd'ohu812?

What should we have for dinner tonight dear?

I don't know if it's just me

or if it's every man's fantasy to be a woman for a day.

It feels humbling. ;)

Dinner? Anything grown on the kibbutz. Oh wait, it's not Thursday.

Um, how about liver? and maybe some artichoke, even from California would do

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I've heard that before from other guys

That they think it would be interesting to be a female for a day, yet I know far fewer females who would like to be men for a day.

How 'bout seafood? Do you like seafood? I love shrimp and mussels and calamari and lobster with corn on the cob as a side.

What do you think? Are you going to get the grill ready?

OMG, you are so

Who's flirting with whom here? You have presented the immaculate menu. I won't even miss the tenderloin. Not a bit! :d ~

I'll bring some watermelon in case the shrimp and corn run out before we're full.

Barbeque's ready! ...um, I think. You might want to check it yourself to be sure as I seem to be kinda strugglin' with it today. Strange, I'm typically rather skilled with this kinda thing.

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A rose...

I was probably 15 the last time I typed one of those. You'd see it all the time back in those days in the chatrooms. There was no Skype or FB, and no one had cell phones, either - unless it was an entire briefcase contraption.

Funny post

+1 =D

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*lurks* ... *+1* ...

*lurks* ... *+1* ...





"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.


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