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New Stamp

The U.S. Postal Service recently issued a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it.

The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.

This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:

1.The stamp is in perfect order.

2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.

3. People are spitting on the wrong side.



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"and $1.73 million in congressional spending"

Maybe 100 years ago. Today it'd be more like $1.73 billion.

Thanks, booda, for making my day!

Dabooda Budda-Bing!!!

Oooooh, snap!!!
I don't care what you may say, that was funny!!!



Liberty. Get some!


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The Constitution Stands.

"That the pen is mightier than the sword would be proven false; if I should take my sword and cut off the hand that holds the pen" - American Nomad

Zing!

Ba Da Boom!

Thanks for the laugh with the coffee ;D

I have a smile on my mug while I type.
I would never accept using this idiot on a stamp or money.

NOSHEEPLE

lol

That's funny!

Formerly rprevolutionist

Cyril's picture

LOL. I know someone who'll lose his skin when he'll see that.

LOL. I know someone who'll lose his skin when he'll see that.

Should he ever dare looking it up.

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

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deacon's picture

OMG !!

This made my day,and it wasn't a good one.
thank you
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If we deny truth before your very eyes,then the rest of what we have to say,is of little consequence

I'm just glad it's not one of those "Forever" stamps!

Ha-ha.