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Finally fair coverage of Israel vs Gaza by John Stewart

Jon Stewart is America's most influential political satirist. Here, he explains the Israeli monstrosity on Gaza in terms even a monkey can understand.


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something even a monkey can understand


some quotes from the charter: For our struggle against the Jews is extremely wide-ranging and grave, so much so that it will need all the loyal efforts we can wield, to be followed by further steps and reinforced by successive battalions from the multifarious Arab and Islamic world, until the enemies are defeated and Allah’s victory prevails.

The prophet, prayer and peace be upon him, said: The time will not come until Muslims will fight the Jews (and kill them); until the Jews hide behind rocks and trees, which will cry: O Muslim! there is a Jew hiding behind me, come on and kill him! This will not apply to the Gharqad, which is a Jewish tree (cited by Bukhari and Muslim).

Israel, by virtue of its being Jewish and of having a Jewish population, defies Islam and the Muslims. “Let the eyes of the cowards not fall asleep.”

Israel will rise and will remain erect until Islam eliminates it as it had eliminated its predecessors.

So what do we know from the words of the Palestinians and their government and its charter.
They prefer death to life, and the greatest thing that they can do is to die for their cause
They will not rest until all of Israel is theirs, and all the Jews are dead.

Well to bad for them. They are just whiny and stupid (Average Arab IQ by almost every measure is under 90. There are states in this country that publish more books than all of Arabia, they invent almost nothing, they create almost nothing. All that they can do is kill and consume the wealth derived form their oil) And since death and martyrdom is their goal in life, then why are they complaining? See links and quotes at the top. Of more interest is why are all non-palestinians supporting them? Cause, according to their belief system, you, whoever you are, if you are not Muslim, then you are next. And after all the non muslims are dead, then they will start killing each other as they so often do when there are no other soft targets around.

They prefer soft targets because, given their limited intellect, that is all that they can really handle. Ever heard of an arap fighter plane? How about an arab weapon of any kind that is not just a box of nails and some stolen explosives. (Iran is persian, not arab)

The only reason that anyone is complaining about the deaths of these arabs is because Jews are involved. The entire world, especially Arabs, put little value on the lives of arabs. The lives of arab women have zero value except as property. One a-sexual american once said that sex is like having someone else blow your nose for you. This is pretty much how Arab culture views women, as something to use for the sexual equivelant of blowing a mans nose. But women are the source of life in the civilized world. So you have a culture whose highest goal is death, does not see women as anything more than a mans property to be used and discarded when it no longer pleases him, does not invent or create anything and very well knows the lives of its members have a value of just above zero. When Arabs are killing each other at a rate of almost 100 per day for over two years as in Syria, no one cares. Add in Iraq at 300 per week, and Lybia at --- well whose counting any more? And nobody cares. Because Arabs killing Arabs is not news. It is what they do.

Since the people complaining hate Jews so much how about if you hate us so much you can Join the BDS movement. You can start by refusing to use anything that uses, as the nazis called it, Jewish science. Give up your cell phones and computers, and go live in a cave.

Special note to girls. What exactly are your thoughts on honor killing, and having your labia and clitoris removed? If you are part of the GLTB community you will be stoned to death in Palestine!!!

It didn't look very fair to

It didn't look very fair to me. So if Cuba were to hit us with 1,600 missiles in Florida, we would just sit there and let them kill our citizens? I don't think so. Liberal thinking is a disease.

What an irrelevant

What an irrelevant example.

The relationship to the US and Cuba is 100% different from Israel and Palestine

Israel controls Gaza's Borders, has a complete economic blockade, Has shut down the entire region from any form of development. The US is not doing that to Cuba, Mexico, or Canada. Whenever people make the comparison of our neighbors lobbing rockets at the U.S., it completely ignores everything about the situation. It's the most irrelevant and absurd comparison.

Way to derail and exaggerate things.

Get your fact straight. hamas is in complete control of the palestinians in gaza. That is the situation at the moment.

I thought..

we did or do have a trade embargo on Cuba?

Glenn Greenwald SLAMS disgusting Zionists

Glenn Greenwald - who like Jon Stewart is also Jewish, so must be an ANTI-SEMITE hmm?? - SLAMS filthy, murderous Zionist propaganda.

Netanyahu’s ‘Telegenically Dead’ Comment Is NAZI. It's Grotesque but Not Original

Immoral funding of Military Industrial Complex by Federal Reserve and US taxation system must stop!!!! End illegal/unconstitutional wars! Preserve US currency!

controlled opposition

The Daily Show enhances and spreads islamaphobia on a regular basis.

Whenever there is a "wack-o" Muslim story, you can almost guarantee it will be covered by the Daily Show. Most recently the ISIS fervor, and before this Boko Haram. I used to watch this show regularly but in the last few years its just been non-stop and unbearable.

Great, he FINALLY has a limited criticism of Israel. Various Israeli atrocities occur every week, yet none of them make it to the show. At the same time, he will regularly air every single random story of a Muslim in negative context.

I am not saying Jon Stewart himself is designing a master plan of spreading Islamic hate. But the producers and editors of this show readily use Muslims as the butt of their jokes and rarely ever criticize the state of Israel.

"Everything is changing.

"Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke." - Will Rogers

Jon stewart has no "H" in it. the fact that Jon Stewart is our

only recourse is a problem here in America and shows the people are unaware of the effect of the constitution on reality. The reality is Americans are lumping in ethnicity with criminals in order to avoid criminal justiciability in Israel.

Americans should know better as they live in a country where ethnicities unite to prosecute public trials and separate the classified criminals from the protected ethnicities when commissioning an offense by providing substantive due process and rights to all citizens. How these bastards continue to get away with defending apartheid law in our media evades me given the self-evidence of their injustices.

This is like America declaring war on all black people because most drug offenders are black. And not just imprisoning all blacks for the deeds of drug offenders (like America does)but in this case we would also be dropping bombs on their families and fundamentally reducing their individual rights to "collateral damage"; hinging on the idea that without revenge there is no justice.

It would be laughable if it were not so vain. I share no love for the idea that we have to turn to a half-hearted comic to lead our recourse into pious drivel rather than justiciability under the law.

A true flower can not blossom without sunlight and a true man can not live without love.

Like him or hate him

John Stewart is the most accurate and honest MSM reporter out there. Though he often trumpets Obama and bashes freedom there are plenty of times he reverses course and bashes Obama and trumpets freedom. Then again you have to remember he is a comedian first.

The Moral : Comdedians are more honest, balanced, and better at reporting real news than any ten MSM reporters you care to name.

You're right

I watched Jon Stewart through college till this past Winter. After he defended the Civil War against the Judge and earlier embarrassed Schiff with unfair editing I stopped watching. I'll find my humor in the news elsewhere.


What? Like CNN or MSNBC?


But I know what you mean. He was kinder to Dr. Ron Paul than any other reporter but his 2nd Amendment stance really gets under my skin. If only he could turn that satire to totally good things. Oh, well.

He must be an antisemite

He must be antisemitic too.

"The United States can pay any debt it has because we can always print money to do that." — Alan Greenspan

Other notable

Other notable anti-Semites:

Noam Chomsky
Max Blumenthal
Norman Finkelstein
Shlomo Sand

You Forgot

..Henry Ford:

The International Jew.....(kinda like Rahm Emmanuel?)

"Beyond the blackened skyline, beyond the smoky rain, dreams never turned to ashes up until.........
...Everything CHANGED !!

BobW was pointing out famous

BobW was pointing out famous Jews who were/are critical of Zionism.



Kinda Like

...controlled opposition?

Lotsa "Gentiles" lining up to hear the BS that panders to their concerns.

Same "stuff" different day.

I gotta admit...it was "entertaining" in a dark sense.
But then again...same goes for Michael Savage, the "new" talking head that replaced Sean Hannity....replaced by who?

John Stewart is no different...and the hostilities are horrendous, and media coverage has been shown to be "slanted".....in every sense.

"Beyond the blackened skyline, beyond the smoky rain, dreams never turned to ashes up until.........
...Everything CHANGED !!

I have to laugh at the

I have to laugh at the hysterics of the pro-Israelis here.
You know that 'Anti-Semite' trick doesn't work anymore. I'm sure it infuriates you to no end. It gives me a great deal of satisfaction.

"The United States can pay any debt it has because we can always print money to do that." — Alan Greenspan