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Dissatisfied Man Sends Wife Horrific Sex-Life Spreadsheet

"Told'ya it was weird stuff..." :

Via MadWorldNews :

After being repeatedly denied sex from his wife, a man decided to start keeping track of all the times she denied his advances. He compiled all the information in a spreadsheet over the course of a month, then he emailed the data he had accumulated to her work email.

Spreadsheet - along with the wife's take on it(!) - visible at :

http://madworldnews.com/dissatisfied-man-sends-wife-horrific...



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one sign of infidelity

is not wanting intimacy with your spouse.

I say

Shame on the wife for posting it and making it a public thing. She could have taken the hint and talked to her husband to work on the issue of lack of sex. Its not like he posted it on facebook and tagged her in it you know. I think he was trying to tell her something and she totally missed the opportunity build a better bond with her husband... Communication is extremely important in a marriage. She must not understand his language.

Truth is treason in an empire of lies - you know who ;)

This is what happens when sex

This is what happens when sex becomes about one's own needs. No shit he probably sucks at it. He's probably just interested in busting his own nut than giving pleasure to his wife. There is no such thing as being too tired to have sex, if you know the sex you're going to have is going to be decent. I don't care what gender you are.

Please come join my forum if you're not a trendy and agree with my points of view.

Hilarious

I had a girlfriend like that too AND I made a Spreadsheet!
By the look of this guys spreadsheet though he was like Casanova compared to me! I was lucky to get lucky once in a 3 month period.
She is long gone now though and my new gal is everything any guy would ever want. I guess it's the universes way of apologizing :)

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Had a girlfriend like that years ago

She often used the same excuse of 'feeling gross' so eventually I left her. She was pretty upset and couldn't understand why I was leaving her since we didn't fight (it was very rare), but I explained that she said she felt gross so often that I came to the same conclusion.

Oddly enough she came on very strong and we had sex, and low and behold, it was kind of gross having sex with a woman that didn't want to have sex except to keep me around for a little longer.

Women like this...

Wives like this are keeping the prostitutes in business.
He should just give her an ultimatum and after a while, if she doesn't come around....go ahead and find a "little whore" to at least meet his desires. She is obviously pushing him away.
OK...he may have to "pay" for the service, but in reality he's already paying for nothing with his so-called wife.
Additionally, the resentment and frustration he's having to endure might be causing health issues for him down the road.
Geez, maybe this is one of the reasons men "die" before women?
Neglect and Frustration.
Like a caged animal, when he sees an opportunity, a crack in the door, he should stop dallying-around, and get the hell out of there.
Thanks see real, I enjoyed the info and opportunity to rant. (+)

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Okay let's drop this. For, anyway, if you thought that was weird

Okay, let's drop this. For, anyway, if you thought that was weird, well... what about this :

Venezuela's Breathtaking... Air Tax

http://www.dailypaul.com/322870/venezuelas-breathtaking-air-...

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How WEIRDER can the absurdity of socialism get, do you think?

Seriously!

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THIS SHOULDN'T BE HERE

A tad bit beneath us don't you think?

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You're right

This is buzz feed crap and I was disappointed to see it on here.

A lot of factors go into this. One alarm went off when she claimed the day after sex that she was still too tender or sore. What is he doing to her in bed? Whatever it is she is not happy with it.

If the guy is really that good with data and spreadsheets he could track her ovulation periods with an ap. A woman is naturally most interested during ovulation, not while she worked all day, went to the gym, got home and started watching television to decompress.

Agree

It is never acceptable to relax and post a funny/weird/stupid azz article for people to enjoy once in a while. This is the no fun zone.

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Like I said, feel free to downvote.

Like I said, feel free to downvote.

I just couldn't help. I'll try to refrain from posting about that much weird till the end of current semester, okay! :)

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A cover page would have made

A cover page would have made it look more professional.

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And also, maybe, some appendices of cited scientific references?

And also, maybe, some appendices of cited scientific references? And a glossary? ;)

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Don't forget the Bibliography

I did once and lost 40 points on an English paper.

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LOL. Harsh!

LOL. Harsh!

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LMAO.

LMAO.

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See, folks? Proof that human "imagination" knows no bounds,

See, folks? Proof that human "imagination" knows no bounds, anyway. LOL.

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Seriously now.

Seriously now.

I still can't decide who was the weirdest on that one - the man or the wife - ex-aequo maybe?!

Go figure.

I happen to do spreadsheets for some stuff, but, goodness grace, I would have never thought of that sort!

And I heard I CAN be a weirdo at times (reportedly).

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I would throw the D-card out...

and if she acted cold to it, I would follow through.

It's one thing to send an email to a spouse. It's another to post the shit on Reddit - especially since it turned into posts in various corners of the internet such as the DP. If it's here, a hell of a lot of people on the internet know.

If she thinks she was on the good side here, she's mistaken.

If the man who made the spreadsheet reads this...

Divorce her ass!

No sex, and she is willing to share your personal life on the internet? Not me, brother. Not me.

Especially if there are no kiddos... Bye bye. She's probably getting it somewhere else anyway.

When the man says, "I do"...

the wife says, "I don't anymore".

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"The liberties of a people never were, nor ever will be, secure, when the transactions of their rulers may be concealed from them." - Patrick Henry

How did the old joke go?

Scientists found a substance that makes a woman go numb from the waist down; wedding cake.
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I'll go sit in a corner now.

LOL

True story. This guy must be a newlywed. Hate to break it to ya buddy but the honeymoon phase (including daily sex) is over! Be happy with the 3 days!

This is F...ing dumb

We should not concern ourselves with what 2 adults do behind closed doors; Consenting or non consenting.

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Sorry. I know. I won't mind the downvotes on that one.

Sorry. I know. I won't mind the downvotes on that one.

It's just sometimes I can't help to post the weirdest stuff I come across, roughly twice or thrice a year I'm guessing(?)

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no worries

I upvoted to counteract :)

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TMI

Too Much Information.

They both have issues... or this is just a big joke.

I really can't relate.

My wife is quite generous and the best at everything. Plus, she enjoys it every bit as much as I do.

It took him that long to get

It took him that long to get the hint? Sheesh!

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